| ferretchucker |
10-26-2008 12:03 PM |
It was a big greasy whore, and she loved big greasy men with sweaty thighs who wear feces, with lots of refreshing after shave, and he eats little human babies sautee'd in a garlic butter sauce. Got the shitd and the giggles and made love in the oubliette with a midget.
After two am in the morning, drove his car on the way to "whore express", where mother lives, happily waiting for his birthday gift; big black dildo. He didn't expect the kangaroo men to change into Bub the Zombie.
The crosses were heavy to carry and sometimes very rough and splintery. That's what she was afraid of. A huge zombie finding in the well a rotten water logged stinky corpse, that smelled like ripe chitterlings frying with moose piss and a delicate flambe'ed orangutan's nuts with a nice reduced blood sauce, drizzled over lettuce and brain salad with penis fries.
"Marvelous," said Jesus, I love fries more than anything, even Asian chicks!
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