Alas, haven't the talent nor the vision for that.



The person below me sucked their thumb until they were 7.

nope.

the person below me has a marky mark style third nipple

unfortunately, i don't.

the person below has thrown up on someone else.

not that i know of.....


the person below me got stabbed at the beach last spring break.

Did not!

The person below me is into aroma therapy.

well my dog is farting like a fiend - so that's sort of like aroma therapy


the person below me has an unpaid parking ticket

The combination monkey and dog shit hmmmmm nice :D

The person below me looks like Martha Stewart

not exactly...

the person below wonders why were they born.

Everyday


The person below owns a gun.

You betcha.

The person below asks strangers for the time even though they dont need to know.