Yes, I'm not a fucking retard. The last time I checked, a bird and a bat were both animals. Did I say one was a vegetable or mineral?

No and neither did I. I simlpy stated a fact about birds and mammels, both of them are animals. AND I never called you a retard either. You basically called yourself that, but i guess you would know yourself better than anyone else. :rolleyes:

No, you were trying to be smart, and obviously that's not something you should be doing. Trying to kiss ass to some members and put down others is not a wise thing to do....of course, I don't know why I'm even bothering with someone who obviously needs approval as much as you do.Your comment was bitchy, and you know it.
Anyone who spends as much time as you did trying to convince the world how cute her cunt is is obviously very insecure. Haunted's posts were humorous, and didn't have the ring of desperation that yours did.

Girls, girls... let the ladies in my new avatar set the example.

:cool:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I wasn't trying to be "smart" or "bitchy", as you put it. I was just being my usual anal self and pointing out a mundane detail about birds and bats. Didin't mean anything about it. :rolleyes:

And I personaly don't kiss up to anyone, some people I like and I got along with and some I don't. And that can change too as you get to know pepple better.

The whole "Unit" thing was just joking around. When Sam makes comments about his sexual prowess, everyone either thinks its funny or ignores it because that's just the way he is. Anyway, it was in fun, it wasn't meant to offend anyone.

And and please don't think you know me better than I do, because you most certainly don't. I quote "No, you were trying to be smart, and obviously that's not something you should be doing." You were wrong, very wrong, and insulting.

Peace
-monalisa

Yes - leave his irony alone.

And I make hoochie jokes because if men can make dick jokes then why the hell not. It gives me a sense of empowerment. Yet I still shower, shave my legs and underarms. Rawr!

And that's why I make "unit" jokes (unit covers both sexes). men are always bragging about the size of their dicks, so I thought I'd do a little bragging myself. And I think we've all heard enough tuna jokes to last us a lifetime. That's why I said "hey guess what guys, your area can get very stinky too".

Geez, I has just joking around, I never thought people would become so touchy, that I'd have to explain it even when I was just joking. But whatever. :rolleyes:

Q: Would a woman ever brag about having a large vagina? Or is it the other way around?

It's the other way around, tight vagina = good

Just trying to help. :)