Dear IA:


I want it ALL the time but have recently been informed that 'humans need sleep'....If I were to seek pleasure elsewhere (other than human, of course) would that be cheating?....And...Where can I find an 'immortal' (they aren't human, right?) in case it ISN'T cheating?




Faithful But Needin' It



:D

Dear IA75

How do i explain to my wife & kids that i'm on a bus to Kentucky on a "business trip", while they are sitting at home waiting for their supper.


The Immortal newb

Dear IA:

I'm an Immortal with a perpetual hard-on and insomnia - - what can I do to, uhm, 'fill' the time?

Perpetually Pointy

LOL...I can't really laugh too loudly at the moment because the baby is sleeping beside me....BUT...You guys DID make me giggle pretty loud....hahaha:)



I already KNEW that Newb was incredibly witty and clever....However, it looks like Zero may end up being a fairly decent adversary;)...*is impressed*

hahahahahha.. You bitch. :p

LOL..Lala
i used to think my black heads were maori freckles..

Smoke a cigarette.

Chop your feet off. That way you're nothing but perfect features.

Sleeping with dieties is in fact, not cheating. We all know that the Greek Gods raped women in the form of animals and people wrote about it with praise.

My suggestion... Go to Greece and make yourself available.

Tell them a story about a man who once saved your life while copiously weeping. The next day pretend you just got a phone call from someone saying that same man died. They won't fault you for leaving to go to his "funeral".