i know it wasnt serious .. it just didnt work on ANY level for me ...

Yah.

I mean OK: so it wasn't serious. What was it supposed to be? Funny? Didn't work. "Cool"? Didn't work. It was just a downright waste of film.

A horrible waste of film. Why is it that Hollywood finds it necessary to fuck up perfectly good series by making them a parody of theirselves? That's bullshit. When the Friday movies were strong people accepted them for what they were. They were goddamned slasher pics. They don't need to be updated or to cater to the modern trends or humor. Friday part VI, now THAT was a good fucking slasher pic. Fuck Jason X, it finished the shitty job of killing the series that Jason Goes to Hell began.

Thankfully, Freddy Vs. Jason was actually pretty damn good. I didn't like the giant that they had playing Jason, but at least it was true to the character of Jason, rather than the "super Jason" shite from Jason X. It was as bad as watching Shredder become mutated by that radioactive snot from the second Ninja Turtles movie. Gimmie a fucking break.

HEY! That Super Shredder was badASS! I had the toy of him when I was little, it scared the crap outta me.

Yes, when I was eleven, I also thought it was bad-ass. But Jason? Hell no. Jason was already bad-ass.

Amen.

I mean, seriously...

http://www.pappayon.com/premiums/wal...on_x/640/2.jpg


He looks like a bad guy from Power Rangers or something. How fucking gay of a costume could they have gotten?!

(Notice the mechanical muscles. Like a muscle suit, he's got fucking metal biceps.)

The first time in the history of the series where Jason actually looked like a guy in a fucking suit. So sad. :(