the second amendmant to what ?

teh US constitution. It's the right to have an armed militia, which is often interpreted as the right to bear arms. it's basically the part of our Constitution that says we are allowed to own a gun.

ahhh the one that most americans get tattooed over their hearts.



do you think zombies should be allowed to vote ?

americans do love their guns, but zombies arent covered by it...

Nah... the brain dead tend to vote for Bush (ba dum bum)

Political "humor" aside, why not? they may actually show up to the polls...

"90% of all zombies who register to vote actually vote. Now you living people.. 52%? Cmon... get off your asses. the DEAD people are making your decisions for you...."

Which isnt too far off the mark. More elderly people vote than youngins...

why don't or wont zombies attack or eat each other..??

why do they attack and eat anyone !


i thought it would be more likely that they would play bingo or stay home and watch seinfeld ..

i like bush... haha! innuendo!

nah but really... you gotta give him SOME props... just because no one likes him... except for me... something tells me i shouldn't have said that aloud...

'cause they only eat the living

I won get into it. I think he is a smug arrogant idiot. The only props i give him is that i am surprised he has the brainpower to continue breathing somehow.


Anyway, i cant remember who wrote it or what it was called, but i believe there was a compilation called "the big book of zombies" or "The Mammoth book of Zombies" that had a "real" story of Night of the Living Dead, where the dead people were JUST walking corpses. they didnt react to the world around them, they didnt eat people, they just bumped into things and smelled a lot. it was pretty good.