Where, exactly?

Outside of The Matrix?

As far as religion goes, the buck stops with God - unless of course he refuses to take responsibility for his... employees, or messengers.

In which case, he's a shirker and a lazy git.

Well, personally, if I believed in Heaven, i'd be pretty fucking pissed about the Pope's guaranteed ticket there. Especially while I had to work my ass off to keep up with rules of living derived from mangled folk lore.

Wouldn't it be funny if The Pope is currently burning in Hell, after all that preaching and non-wanking?

Who knows?

I'm sure God DOES live outside a block of numbers. I guess it makes sense.

And I can't really blame him for not taking responsibility. We were out of his line of "giving a fuck" a long time ago. Ever since that gullible bitch took a bite of that apple, it's been out of God's hands. Or atleast that's one way to look at it.

It really doesn't matter. A man in a funny hat died. That's great. Really fuckin' perfect. He couldn't have done anything about any molestation anyway, he was too busy forgetting who he was and shitting his pants.

Funny hat and shitty underwear or not, I would like to see hundreds of thousands of people flock to see my dead ass lying in state.

Eh, the urge to see him will die down. As soon as they realize how fucking bad it smells in that chapel.

Why? So you can be groped and fondled by people who've already been accused of child molestation and those who follow them?

The paedophiles are necrophiles to boot?

Criminy, the Church has a lot of perversion on it's hands... if you read the right newspapers.

I believe the idea is that one wouldn't want to take any chances with their dead, defenseless self.

What difference does it make if you're dead?

Oh-oh, better chuck away that donor card!