did you hear about the 2 gay necrophiliacs that went to the morgue to suck back a couple of cold ones ?




my favorite dumb joke of all time :



whats big and white and drags along the bottom of the ocean ?

......Moby's Dick.

i like that one :D

I know elephant jokes...

i know dragon flies !

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?

A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?

A: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?

A: Squash

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won't close.

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: By the footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

A: Wet.

Yay, Newb!!!

wasnt there one about an elephant hiding in a box of smarties with painted toenails ?

jeans, tee shirt(black), botton up shirt( black), white n' red forces, and a black ball cap,

basicly the same shit i dress in all the time

skin and veins

same thing I always wear-

Black pants
Black shoes
hat(Saints,LSU,Devils,Red Sox,Packers)

or one of my Halloween costumes would be cool too(Cleric,Myers,Eastwood)