Yes! Throw that slacker to the wolves!

LEADERBOARD UPDATE


13 entries in so far, and KILLER'S NIGHTMARES are leading the pack!!

It's all because Ferret is gone- he was the brains behind the Assassins.

yeah...we will!:mad:

When I laughed at this, I sounded JUST like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ne/muttley.jpg


Had to be quiet because the baby is asleep, and this was how it came out :D

:eek: That's what you think!! We will see who laughs in the end!:D Come on Assassins!!:cool:

Team mates, when you eventually corner Neverending, don't be afraid to torture him a little. A bit of castration never hurt anybody (except the victim).

If you want a voice go find a medium, dead boy.

SHOCKING NEWS!!!


Battle Royale II Spycam #49 has revealed some very disturbing footage.


***(BATTLE ROYALE II - SPYCAM #49 FOOTAGE - 0021 HRS TO 0054 HRS)***

The compound of the Assassins. Everyone is enjoying a sound night's sleep after the events of Hunting Season Outing #4.

Zoom in on a particular bunker. An Assassin is tossing and turning in aching, painful and restless sleep. His whole body is covered in plenty of HP patches which are healing his still-bleeding wounds.

Zoom out. A dark, shadowy figure enters the compound from the right and stops. It takes a good look around and quietly lays down on the floor. Slithering across the floor like a snake in motion, it moves noiselessly forward.

When the shadow gets near the bunker shown earlier, it stops and stands up, careful about not making any noise. It looks at the owner of the bunker intently, its large eyes full of wicked malice.

It bends forward, grabs the half-asleep Assassin from behind, and clamps a hand around his mouth. The eyes of the Assassin snap open, and before he could raise his hands, a large, glittering knife slices a neat line across his throat, digging deep.

The Assassin's eyes bulge out in a frantic deaththrob. He shakes and goes through convulsive spasms, shaking the bunker. The shadow doesnt let go of its hand across his mouth. The Assassin kicks the foot of the bunker loudly, and 1-2 other Assassins moan and stir in their sleeps. The shadow looks around quickly with alarm, then leans back...releasing the Assassin.

The Assassin tries to yell out, but all he manages is a disarticulated croak. The shadow slides into the corner and melts out of the picture in a flash. The Assassin grabs his throat and falls over onto the floor, with a loud thump. His neighbor Assassin wakes up, and jumps at the sight.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yells at the top of his lungs.

MissMacabre wakes up in fright, looking around. She spots the Assassin on the floor, his blood spraying everywhere as his body is wracked in the last throes of desperate clutches at the life inside. He convulses some more, and then goes still.

MissMacabre watches all of this, shell-shocked.

Dude Guadalupe walks over to the dead Assassin. He takes one look at him and grinds his teeth in hate-filled fury.

'YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU BASTARD!!" he shouts at nobody in particular.


In the control room, a screen monitoring the life-support of a particular Assassin stops bleeping. The technician looks at the name shown at the top, and picks up a phone nearby.

"Sir, #8 reporting one death."

"Who is it?"

"The RETURN!"


ASSASSIN THE_RETURN IS DEAD!!!!!

Sorry Assassins. You have lost another team member. My deepest condolences and sympathies are with you.

Sons of bitches...