..................................wtf

Why does my posts allways come out lower case when i type in capitals

and the priministers a cunt

I have to work one to one with a child that is convinced that there are ghosts all around us and spits,kicks and punches violently (and randomly!).He has massive dark rings under his eyes and is so pale he reflects the sun.He is kinda creepy if im honest!!.
If he starts singing 'la la la ' and laughing maniacally I may have to get the chainsaw out!

1-1 ..what the fuck kind of school do you teach at

A church school with 220 pupils..most of them a bit mentalist if im honest! ...go figure! I work there!

just found out one of the missus mums students was fiddling little with kids,hes only 15 :eek:.........just trying to make ya feel a bit better about the situation

the same dude chased her down the street with a plank of wood,you can guess what type of kids she teaches

Yeah, there was loads of floods...got soaked like 3 times in one day, buses not running properly either!!!
A block of flats has to be demolished in Newcastle cos the foundations washed out!

I know it's been terrible. We are very lucky here cos we don't get floods but I'm worried that we are going to get another arctic icy winter so I'm keeping an eye on the weather reports in case I have to do some preparations-there's no way I'm going arse over tit on the ice. People round here walk really fast on the ice while I end up slipping and sliding-I don't know how they do it!

Im horribly hungover so im drinking the fizzy Benylin of the pop world 'Dr Pepper' ..proper minging it is too.