should i go ahead and make my acceptance speech now? - i'm on a kind of tight schedule and, to be honest, this kind of piddly ass awards show is a waste of my valuable time. . .

oh wait. . . is the mic on?

oh, shit, uhm, i mean, uh, 'ha ha' - what a funny joke because, y'know folks, sweeping these awards, what were they called again, the horries? - yeah, well, whatever, anyway, sweeping all the awards for your little group is, and let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, it is the biggest single honor I will receive. . well today at least, unless you count the extra cheese they put on my bagel sandwich this morning without charging. . . that's right without charging me a dime.

Now, i could point out that your little awards would benefit from some kind of material 'bling bling' if you know what i mean - maybe a gift basket or a gold statue - hey, y'know real gold would make this whole thing really worthwhile. . but i digress. . .

so, anyway, now that i've got your attention i'd just like to say thanks to, well y'know all those people who are expecting to hear their name - just insert it here. and, of course, i'd like to thank all the little people, and by little people i mean you guys -- and honest to god you are kind of short, is that a membership requirement. . . but, again i digress. . .

the main point is that you had to honor someone, you chose me and i am now honored, well to some extent. . . now where's my limo

Well, penguin? Did you change the deadline? If so I missed it.

Sorry I didnt mention it sooner...May 1st just sort of crept up on me.

THE CLOSING DATE IS OFFICIALLY POSTPONED UNTIL MAY 7TH. SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION THAT THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED.

There will be mass rioting in the streets ! The election is fixed ! The voting is tainted ! The democrats want a recount ! All is lost !
Even worse, I think the chancellor we might appoint to rule over until this is taken care of might be a Sith master. Think about it.
CK

oh - may 7th, right, then just ignore the previous until the 7th - then read it again.

No problem. Well, except that I have to wait another week, but I'll live. *Breaks down in tears* WHY?!?!?!

Damn, Zero! That's a pretty fuckin good speach! Of course I could've written a better one, but who's counting straws?

I kid. I kid. That was very clever. Very clever.

Thanks Haunted- i was hoping someone would notice my effort.

I think you should do an acceptance speech - and then at the end turn the whole audience into frogs!!

An acceptance speach? How about I write other people's acceptance speaches?

Nobody needs to be writing any speeches yet...there's still 5 days to go:p

Can we end it a little bit quicker? How about in two-three days? I'm really anxious to find out who won.

Well the only reason I extended the deadline was so that more votes could come in, so no. I want as much time as possible...it only makes sence, more votes = better results. You dont have too long to wait:)

sure, hey, no problem. -of course i think we all know the winner is going to be *cough*me*cough*, uhm, someone we all admire and adore. . . but if you want to stand on formalities, hey be my guest . . . just don't stand too long because formalities has a bad back and has trouble getting up off the floor

Yeah, I know. I'm just so anxious to find out the results. I can wait though.

But if no one's voting in the first place, why bother ? I think this is fixed. Paula Abdul shouldn't be a judge any longer since she's coaching people.
http://i.timeinc.net/time/potw/20010608/riot.jpg
CK

Ive consistantly been getting around 2 everyday, so I added the extra week so everyone would have a chance. Votes are still coming in strong, and I dont want to cut it off too soon.

BTW...Scratch my last PM :rolleyes:

Why ? Does it itch ? :D
CK

Always JUST where I can't reach :p

well, y'know, i've got an extra long. . . . .























finger!

Nope, too late now. Sorry, you arent the only one that made that mistake, so I dont want to set a double standard.

oh the mistake of just writing -

"give them all to zero - he's the most beloved and honorable member here - if I could i'd just give him all my money and follow him to the ends of the earth"

you'd be surprised how often that happens

Oh...So...We aren't permitted to change our minds (cuz, women are known to do that, ya know)?...

I suppose that means that you don't want women to vote!...What happened to suffrage?...

I never knew you were sexist..


:p :p :p

This happened...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...wed_Angels.jpg

Ach...Hillary Swank?...No wonder we aren't taken seriously :rolleyes:

I't should have been Paris Hilton.:p









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:confused:

I agree with you there. I hate Hilary Swank, and I hated Iron Jawed Angels!

What happens if you made a mistake and
forgot to vote for somebody cos you
are only allowed on pm per 60 seconds.
and you prematurely sent the pm without checking it first?huh?huh?
How many times can we vote?

You may want to see a doctor about that!!!! :D :p

Have you been hacking into my pm box again? I told you to stay out of there... bloody, primates.... *grabs broom*

not the BROOM!!!!!!!!!!

Ive voted twice for the most knowledge and best thread starter

I voted once. Thought about changing my vote, then said, "fuck it." You all get kuddos for being some of the more interesting people I've ever encountered here there or anywhere.

cant wait until twomorrow I havnt been this exciting since ..........