I just tried to write an apology...I realized right after I posted that I was doing it wrong. Don't take offense, please...just a mistake.

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Maybe her original post got lost in the bermuda triangle and ending up here instead of IA's thread. Ever think of that, huh smart guy? :p

Sorry about this, guys. I am new and still fairly retarted...meant to post in another thread (obviously). Thanks for yo

Sorry about this, guys. I am new and still fairly retarted...meant to post in another thread (obviously). Thanks for your patients with retarted new people (IE: See above post) :D

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Don't worry, dumb fuck is a term of endearment around here.

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no it isn't, she's just trying to make you feel better.

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ok, you got me.

Try to convince your other half to commit suicide.

LOL

Suppose I've been called worse;)

The only cure for nymphomania is more sex. You need to overload on sex to the point where it's unenjoyable... like eating a lot of cheeseburgers every day for a month.

If you're talking about what I THINK you're talking about, another woman is not going to be able to get your woman to want you sexually...

I think you need booze and a stack of money.

Dear IA:

Am pretty new at posting here....have more of a question for you:

(This is something I have always wondered about)

What do you think really happens when people dissapear in the Bermuda Triangle??? Are they captured, or is it such a utopia that noone wants to come back?????

Re: scaryminda15
 

The Earth is extremely large and moves very slowly, there would be no way for us to feel it. It's like a fly inside of a car; why doesn't the fly move to the back of the car when it moves forward?

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I think it's somewhere north of Kookamunga.

The inside of the Bermuda Triangle is in fact a portal to a specific place and time, in fact, the last place and time you can remember before entering it. If it's a good moment, you'll relive it forever. If it's a bad memory or one of regret, you're forced to repeat it.

Ahhh--

Good answer! I really want to go someday--I will keep in mind to think "happy thoughts" before entering. Thanks :)

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I thought it was east of Bumfuck

Umm...C-u-d-d-l-e???....You mean like...slow, soft sex or something? :D :p

Love me tender.....

Thank you SOO much...I'll be sure to pass this most valuable information along

Heh...But...You're ruling out the possibility of negotiating a threesome :D :p

"Cuddle" is Gaelic for elbow. I'll let you draw your own conclusions

Ewww...That's just weird...Zero is obviously a much bigger freak than I am :o


That's okay though Zero...You just do your monkey thang, Babe:D

Knowing Zero, I'm sure he'd be left out.:D

Aww...I really feel bad for him...How can we convince him that he's funny AND fun?...That cunt really fucked his poor wittle monkey head

We could make a "pity Zero" thread... it would at least be something new.

hmm, i sort of figured every thread was a 'pity zero' thread . . . depressive narcissism is a horrible condition


*sob*
*sob*

I guess *sob* the only thing that might make me feel any better might be that threesome that Rayne was proposing . . . but only if I get to use my elbow

:D

DEAR A-I,

So I am in Denver, CO for some work training and the air is sooooo dry here, how do I moisten myself without looking greasy?

Signed Chapped Lips

dear IA...
em that new person again..you don't me ..
oh..I forgot what my question was now..
due to the 'elbow remark'

Dear IA,
Everytime I fuck my exboyfriend he farts in the middle a few minutes before climax. That can't be my fault can it?

Signed,
Tired of fucking a skunk.

There are bottles of honey in the shape of bears you can buy. Many singers who scream a lot pour honey down their throats to keep them lubricated and moist. I suggest doing the same to your lips and cheeks.

Your ex farting moments before climax is certainly not your fault. This is a scripted reaction he has during sex. Many people have scripts they follow, the most common being urinating immediately after sex. It's something the mind is trained to do, you should explain this to him. If he can be mentally aware of it, it might be possible to change it.

If he's farting "in the middle a few minutes before climax" , that means the whole thing last only 6 minutes.

Dump the smelly premature ejaculating slob.

scaryminda15
 

IA ur a genious.

Dear IA,

Why does Hollywood let Uwe Boll make movies?

Well, aren't they all idiots?

Well, I thought you were the all-knowing, but I guess a question on your behalf. Yes, yes they are.

Dear IA,

Am I on a Highway to Hell?

Thanks, YJ, you asshole, now I have that song in my head.:D

Dear IA,
What's the difference between a deep deep sexual attraction that is very pervasive, and a possible budding of love? How can I stop this pervasive sexual lust, to nurture the budding love, even though nurturing the budding love is completely stupid in the first place?

You're welcome! :D