Robot chicken and Cormartie high

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wwe smackdown.....




Still no god damn undertaker!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Family Guy...last night...

Hit Me Baby 1 More Time

For some reason that reminds me of the first time i ever saw that video. I thought i was going to go to jail just for watching it... damn Britney Jailbait...


Then i saw an interview with her...


"Like, we were all hanging out and stuff talking about the video, and i said "hey, lets all tie our shirts in the front and show off our stomachs!' and the other dancers were like 'Yeah!' so thats why we did it in the video. that was my idea"

and i thought , like, wow. That girl is an idiot.

George Shrinks !

today george and the family went on a camping trip ..
these people are very organically and environmentally sound.
a family that knows how to have a good time together.

i'm torn between wishing that they were my mom and dad - and actually wanting to tap George's mom.

she wore shorts today - kind of thin in the calves but i'm not complaining.

todays adventure came when george freed a bullfrog tankled up in a fishing line that was about to be eaten by a large bird.

the frog was so grateful that later, in the climax of the show, he and his bullfrog buddies retrieved the paddle george's dad lost while - you guessed it - going down the creek.

his dad is a musician .. eats and sleeps a lot .. i think he smokes the reefer.(he brought 4 bags of chips along for lunch !!)
maybe he puffs too much to keep mom satisfied ?

She's be hot too .. not only is she a babe - but she's a sculpter - and you know how those artistic types are ... it's all about the sex.

Metal asylum,x play and king of the hill

The Young Ones......hahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA! Vivian was pregnant:D

freaks and geeks

Metal Asylum, Juliya is FINE :eek: and Home Improvement.....:cool:

Metal Asylum,uranium,Slave to the metal and X-play

arthur ..

as always - a 2 parter ..but i was in the shower for the 1st aprt.

the 2nd part had Francine (the tomboy) being mean to a little girl ...so everyone started being mean to francine..

the message of course - being that although someone is mean, being mean back doesnt make you a good person.

anyway - this must have been one of the newer arthurs - i havent seen it before and there was a couple of pertty funny moments.

I watched a History Channel documentary about hitler. Kinda funny to hear what a fucking coward he was in his last days.


Married Eva Braun, and they both swore to being of pure Arian descent in their vows (hitler was half jewish...) He made his dog take cyanide first to make sure that it would work, then had Eva take hers. THEN he took a pill and shot himnself, and had his people burn him and his wife. Fucking tool. Fitting end though.

The 4400

should have burned him first and fed him to his dog

Combat!

Operation Homecoming

Arthur ....

the episode where DW is a fussy eater - wont go to a restaurant - so she's in danger of ruining the families chances of going to 'once upon a restaurant' (a themed restaurant arthur is hot to go to)
finally she is tricked into wanting to go to the restaurant thanks to some quick thinking by arthur.

then she eats spinach and likes it ..

oh that DW .. what a nut !

a vh1 caught on tape show about celebrities.

best line in the whole thing was Jack Nicholson warning a paparazzi who was getting in his wife and baby's face:

"Get in my kid's face with that camera again, and I'll put yours through the back of your head..."

Kind of intimidating in a joker meets jack torrence kind of way....

i'd be pissed if i was him too .. but i dont know how much violence i'd be threatening at his age.

i love it when these guys start to believe in their characters' personas ..

It was still better than Quentin Taratino spitting on and threatening a guy because the magazine he worked for pissed him off...

Successful or not, that guy is just a nerd....

Anyway.

Watched "INside the Actors Studio" with Edward Norton today. He is awfully harsh when he criticizes himself. He doesnt seem to think he is as great as the rest of the world does, apparently, which is good. He just loves to act and hopes he keeps learning how tro get better.

And this from a guy who was nominated for an oscar for his first movie role ever.

A new british drama: Sugar Rush...about two girls who are freinds with each other. One friend fancies the other.

getting hit in the face with a phone can break your nose - not spit - but yeah although i love his work, i'd probably beat the shit out of tarantino if i had to listen to his yap going all day ...
as much as i like the same stuff he does for the same reasons, he's a little mouthy poser jerkoff based on what i've seen of him in interviews.

re Edward Norton ... you'll find this interesting ...

there is a super cool guy interviewer David Giammarco
(who has written a book on James Bond) that used to be on the radio station i listened to ...
these guys are super neutral, bordering on sucky - you have to be to be a successful interviewer around these super egos ...

he went on record on the radio saying Edward Norton is the only guy he'd never interview again - he was a lotal jerk asshole.
self centred prick.

for fight club he interviewed brad pitt and norton together and where pitt was gracious - norton was a complete scumbag ..

it's unheard of for a guy like Gimmarco to say something like that - so it gives you an idea of how these actors remain actors - especially when there's a camera on them ..

NBA Finals

george shrinks .

big remote control car race.

( george kind of cheats because he actually drives the car whereas the normal sized people use remotes)

so anyway - todays message was - winning isnt everything - the main thing is to have fun.

which kind of ties into my beach volleyball game last night perfectly ..

Simpsons.

The Time Tunnel

where the hell did you see that ??

i used to see the japanese laserdisc boxset on ebay - it always sold for about $1000

is it on the air in the US somewhere ?

Yep, it's on the Encore Action channel on Fri & Sat mornings at 7 am. I tivo them and watch them later that night.

They show lots of old 60's shows like Combat!, Green Hornet....all the shows I watched as a kid

what's the point, Spurs are going to win.

EC F'n W

After watching game 2 I think you're right

The Pistons don't even really belong in the finals, If Shaq would've been healthy the Heat would've took 'em in 6, and while imo the Heat would've made it a better series to watch I think San Antonio comes out on top either way.

Couldnt sleep last night, ended up watching Hell's Kitchen. Now, Im not a fan of reality shows, but thhis wasnt that bad. Made me damn hungry though...

Dick Van Dyke Reunion show...this was on quite awhile ago, but I finally got around to watching it (I had it TiVO'd). Not bad actually, kind of fun, although it made me sad without Buddy, Jerry and Mel. Just wasn't the same without 'em.

Inside the Actor's Studio- Val Kilmer

a couple of minutes of Little Bear... where he and emily were attempting to teach 4 michievious otters how to count, etc.


i hate little bear. smug shit of a program... whoever does the voice of little bear is a smarmy little shit who's ass i'd love to kick.

the art style and music sounds like something you'd see and hear in a teahouse in a 'quaint villiage' where they also sell 'hand made' crafts on a couple of antique wooden tables near the antique wooden counter that holds the antique cash register.

the kind of place where prim proper fat ladies take there moms for an outing... for cucumber sandwiches and lemon tea... so they can pretend they are in high society ..

they drove there in an SUV - the husband took the VW to his golf game with his buddies to escape being around his idiot wife and her dried up prune of a mother.

instead he lusts after the girl (Tammy) who works in the club house ...origionally named the '19th Hole'. He and his buddies admire her tanned long legs and wonder where their youth went .. flirting with the girl and getting polite 'mercy encouragement' knowing deep in their hearts that she wouldnt touch any of them with a ten foot pole ... except for Bryce - who's going through his mid life crisis and convinced that all women, young and old, are hot for him, despite the middle aged paunch, the thinning dome, and the 18 pounds of cheap jewlery he wears. Bryce drinks too much at the club and drives home after. A couple of years from now they'll be pulling him dazed from a car wreck - where he kills a mother and her 2 children but he escapes unscathed.

that was last nite - i didnt see any TV this AM.

Fire Me, Please

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! :D :D

God knows I needed that, that's the funniest thing I've read/heard/saw in months.