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Oh, the angry shrimp, definitely. Wait, CHIMP? I thought you said SHRIMP. Two totally different things

Well....this changes things a bit...if we are talking "Angry Shrimp"......then all bets are off....i pick the crustacean any day.

http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/sirrobh...tes/shrimp.jpg

Okay...Bruce is great, I'll give ya that...and I don't believe that any HUMAN could ever take him out...BUT...A chimp is a wild animal...and ANGRY on top of that?...You ever seen an angry wild animal in action?...Even a SCARED wild animal could rip someone to shreds...

You think that Bruce could take out a lion?...A panther?...A bear?...A wild boar?.....And chimps have the agility and speed that those other animals do not possess...as well as the sharp teeth that they DO have (and they aren't exactly physically weak either)...Bruce doesn't have those teeth...

Why do you think that martial artrists are taught to fight in the style of ANIMALS?...

A wild animal will fight to the death...No matter what injuries they may suffer during battle...

I always remember seeing the covers for kung-fu movies where dudes would fight bears and shit. Maybe those films hold the answer :p

of course, since bruce lee is dead I think the chimp whoops the shit out of his rotting corpse (probaby just bones and dust by now) - now, if it was the corpse of a dead angry chimp vs. the corpse of the dead bruce lee - well that's a whole different story. . .

*Pulls out hippie guitar*

Angry chimp, O' angry chimp
Bustin through jungle
Helen Hunt can't calm you down
That Bruce Lee joker is just a clown
Angry chimp's gonna bare his fangs
Angry chimp's gonna jump up and down
Angry chimp's gonna rip Bruce Lee
A new one
If he needed one
But he doesn't anymore 'cause he's dead
Flower flower flower flower flower flower
Pot p-p-pot
Smoke a toke of the pot
The pot p-p-pot

Go Angry Chimp!!!

I'll take Bruce Lee.

I'm going to be laughing about that all day - I think you should record it - I see Platinum!!!:D

A boar? Bruce Lee could take an angry pig.
A panther, lion, or tiger... That'd be a pretty good match...
A bear could maybe take him unless Bruce plucked out his eyes or something.