You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

son of a bitch, it looks like my post count has capped out......


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hey ya, postwhore ! empty your pm box... we have unfinished business !!!!!! lol

*grinz* done

The best Deep Thought ever.

I second that.

I remember these!!

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.