eyhay, on'tday ouyay evenway ytray atthat itshay ithway emay!

if giving me a headache was your goal by getting me to read that, i commend you.

ich kann etwas aus deutsch schreiben... aber deutsch ist ein blode Sprache

I think you mean blöd

too lazy to put the umlaut. don't know the alt code for them and don't want to go to a translation page to copy and paste.

and technically it should have been 'blodes'

been a while since i've taken german.

took me a while but i finally thought of a funny story. well its only mildly funny, but its hard to re mmeber everything considering i do all kinds of weird shit all the time

i was out with my friend najme. we were pumping gas when we see this muscularly p erson with tattoos. she said 'oh hes kinda cute' and im like 'meh too skinny for my liking' so we kept tr ying to look at the person and well we finally got a good look and it was a chick. a fuckin chick. one of the MANLIEST chicks i ever seen and worse was this was on a marine base so yeh....

...scary...

LMFAO

my brother shit his pants in sears, and the turd fell out of his pant leg inn front of the courtsey desk, and they put a wet floor sign overit

actually, if you want to do it without the umlaut, it would be bloed

well you obviously knew what word i was using anyway, so blod is fine.

yep. *Is taking a German class*