Sam The Egg |
03-29-2004 05:40 PM |
Moses, Jesus and this old guy went playing golf one day. Jesus went and hit the ball, it went to the water, and stopped just before it went in the water. Jesus walked across it, hit the ball, and it went into the hole for a birdie (or whatever it is when you get the ball in in two hits). Moses hit the ball and it went to the water too. The ball goes in this time, Moses parts the water, and hits the ball in for another birdie. The old guy hits the ball, it also goes towards the water. But just before it goes in, a frog eats the ball, a gull comes and grabs the frog, the gull flies toward the hole, drops the frog, the frog drops the ball, and the ball rolls into the hole for a hole in one. Moses turns to Jesus and says "That's the last time I play golf with your dad."
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