Are you awake?

Are you sleeping?

I like when someone walks in the office and then ask if we are open...pretty obvious huh???

more specifically :

when someone calls at 5:30 in the morning on the weekend ...
you answer .... 'hhheeeellloooooo' .. obviously out of it

and the person asks :

"did I wake you ?"



standard answer is "no - i had to get up to answer the phone"

My sister did a classic last night:

Sis: What time is it?
Me: 8:00
Sis: Where's Bill?
Me: I've been sitting here all night with you - how the HELL do I know? :rolleyes:

My cell rings..
"what are you doing?"
"I'm at work"
"Are you working today are ya?"


Come to think of it thats not a dumb question for me...i'm here,that doesn't mean i'm working!!:D

Just dont get fired ;)