I'm still lovin' it, FC!

And free booze! :D

Massacre Man is in his lounge. The TV's on. Suddenly, Roderick Usher and Illdojo appear next to him.

Massacre Man: Fuck! Why the hell are you still here? Move on! What's your unfinished business?!

Illdojo: We're not ghosts. We're part of your brain. Part of your subconcious mind, trying to give you a message.

Massacre Man: What message?

Rod: Fuck knows!

Massacre Man: Screw it! I'm goin' to the carnival.

Rod: Cool. Win me a DVD.

Massacre Man gets up, ready to go. A bang is heard upstairs. He looks up. He walks over to the corner of the room and picks up a candle stick and makes his way to the stairs.

Illdojo: This shit just got real.

Massacre Man: Shut the fuck up.

He goes up the stairs. Another bang. As his foot goes up another stair, it creaks. All noise goes silent. He races up the steps and goes straight into the bathroom. Nothing in there. A loud smash and he runs to the bedroom. The window's smashed. He looks out. Nothing there. He turns around and walks out. As he leaves the room, a green, bubbling piece of slime drops to the floor, and a small gurgling sound is made.

Massacre Man: This house is fucking haunted. But fuck it, the carnival's waiting.

He goes down the stairs and walks out. He's about to get in the de lorean when he looks forward. Out of nowhere a fist flies at him. He's knocked to the floor. He looks up and Psycom's there.

Psycom: I fucking told you! You piece of shit!

Massacre Man: Hey, maybe you should be focused on those kids messin' up your car!

Psycom turns around gicing Massacre Man a chance to kick him to the ground. Massacre Man gets up, kicks him again and gets into the de lorean. Psycom gets up.

Psycom: You're a fucking pussy! You hear me?! A fucking pussy! Run away. I'll get you fucking back for this!

He picks up a stone about the size of a golf ball and throws it into an upstairs window, making a hole in it. After a second or two, the stone gets thrown back. It hits Psycom on the forhead, knocking him out.

A little cameo from Mass, Rod and I.......nice touch, youngster. :cool:

Nice!!!!!!

The camera shows a small carnival. There's a small ferris wheel, a small roller coaster and the other usual carnival attractions. Miss Macabre is walks along a road until she reaches it. She's wearing gothic clothes and her hair is covering her face. She passes a group of girls about her age.

Girl #1: Hey freak, Nice clothes. But I think you're too late to return them. The zoo closed about an hour ago.

Girl #2: Yeh. You're shirt really brings out your eyes. Shame. Would have been a nice shirt.

Miss Macabre: Shut up.

The group of girls walk forward so they're in front of her.

Girl #2: What was that?

Miss Macabre: Meekly I said shutup. You're only acting like that because you've slept with half the town.

Girl #2: What? At least I've slept with someone at all.

Miss Macabre: Stop being such a bitch.

The girl slaps Miss Macabre. Miss Macabre Tries to slap her back but some of the other, larger girl step infront and her hand seems to bounce off them.

Miss Macabre: Shit...

One of the larger girls punches her. She turns around and starts running but trips over. She falls to the floor. The large girls walk over and start kicking her. The other girls are laughing.

Miss Macabre: Help!

Nobody comes to her aid. Suddenly, Massacre Man's De Lorean speeds down the road. It pulls up beside her. Massacre Man gets out.

Massacre Man: Leave her alone.

Large girl #1: Or what?

Girl #2: Yeh. What are you gonna do. You're just that loser who used to work in K-Mart.

Massacre Man: I said, get the fuck off her.

Girl #2: And she said, or what?

Massacre Man: Are you...are you Jenna? Jenna26?

Girl #2: How do you know my name?

Massacre Man: You're my old friend Alky from K-Marts daughter. That's how you knew me.

Girl #2: No I'm not.

Massacre Man: Yeh you are. You're the little bitch who nearly bled himdry of cash. I have him on speed dial. He'll probably find it funny. Let me just call him. He'll get the joke.

He gets out his Cell Phone.

Jenna: Girls...Scatter!

All the girls run away. Massacre Man pulls Miss Macabre to her feet.

Miss macabre: Thanks.

Massacre Man: No problem. Good to see you've come to the carnival. Those whores wont bother you for a while.

Miss Macabre: You wanna go on the roller coaster?

Massacre Man: Sure. I don't have anything else to do here.

The shot goes to infront of them, as they're walking forward, Jenna appears in the back ground. She walks out of a small alley way, and crouches beside a hedge infront of a house, the hedge hides the garden. As the two of them walk forward, Jenna slowly creeps out, still watching them. All of a sudden, a huge tentacle like things shoots out over the hedge and down, grabs her, and pulls her back into the garden. The hedge rustles but what's happening can't be seen.

Excellent!

Sorry this is quite late and short. I'll try to do another longer one soon.


The camera is following a dark car. It's driving very fast along a dirt track. Water splashes as it goes through puddles. Despare is inside the car. He looks at the clock in the car. 8:35pm. He slows down and gets out. He walks forward to infront or a large gate, which is several hundred yards infront of a large mansion, and a beeping sound is heard. Despare looks sideways to see a pole of metal stuck into the ground, with a small piece of glass over it, like a very small camera lense.

Despare: Oh shit.

He looks forward and sees the gate infront opening, then turns around. The road is too far to try to run. The sound of sliding metal is heared, then loud barking, coming closer. He turns to the camera.

Despare: Hey listen, it's me! Despare! I'm here about 0.2! It's loose!

Nothing happens. The dogs get closer.

Despare: Only me and you can kill it! Jesus Christ let me in or so help me god I will shoot my way in!

He runs to the car, opens the door and pulls out an uzi. As the dogs get ever nearer, and Despare is about to shoot, a voice sounds.

Voice: There won't be any need for that.

The gates close, trapping the dogs. A large manhole cover on the floor open up, revealing some steps going down. Despare walks down them. There's another large, metal door, with a peephole. He looks through it. Suddenly, a bright light shines back at him. After a few seconds, the wall beside him opens. He walks forward, into a large, room, designed to look like the front hall of a mansion. A man walks forward.

Man: Hello old friend.

Despare: Hello Disease. Are you ready?

Disease: Sure. Lets kill that son of a bitch like we should have done in the first place.

Hey Ferret, is there anymore to this story?

The camera fades into the carnival. Massacre Man and Miss Macabre are walking around together.

Massacre Man: Okay, so that's every ride. You feeling better yet?

Miss Macabre: Dunno. But I definetely don't feel ready to go home. I just want to let my hair down.

Massacre Man: How old are you?

He's looking in the other direction.

Miss Macabre: 16.

Massacre Man: Good. That mean's you're old enough to walk around without an adult.

Without another word he walks off. Miss Macabre watches him. He goes over to a bar.

Massacre Man: Was it my imagination-

A woman's infront of him. She has short dark hair and looks about 25. She's holding a glass of wine.

Woman: Yes. I was waving at you. My name's Rayne.

Massacre Man: Oh, well. Rayne. Can I get you another drink?

Rayne: No. But you know what. My apartment was just vandalised. I need a place to stay. Can I stay at your place for a while?

Massacre Man: Sure.

Miss Macabre walks by. She goes into the bar. Massacre Man doesn't notice she's there.

Rayne: That girl you were with? She isn't, you know, you're girlfriend right?

Massacre Man: What? Nah. She's just some annoying kid who won't leave me alone.

Rayne: Good. Here. Have some wine.

Massacre Man takes a sip of the red wine, but then as he's giving it back, drops a bit on Rayne.

Massacre Man: Fuck. Sorry. Great, now you'll have to take it off.

She smiles up at him.

Rayne: Slow down. You know, I'll just go and wash it off. It should wipe.

She goes into the restroom. Miss Macabre is in a stall there. She here's some voices.

Rayne: Hey. Have you got any lipstick I can borrow?

A drunk sounding voice replies.

Woman: No. I think...you can glet. your own.

Rayne: I think you dropped something.

Woman: No I didn't.

Suddenly, screams are heard and a loud, slurping, growling sound is made. Miss Macabre looks under the stall just in time to see Rayne leave the room. She makes a quiet scream and sits there in shock. Then she gets up and runs out. She runs outside of the bar and sees Masacre Man and Rayne far up the sidewalk going towards his car. They get in and before Miss Macabre can say anything, drive off. She shouts out but the car doesn't stop. She starts running after it.