- Carnosar 12: The Tea Party
- The Sand Police
- Green Means Go

Ooo... And for the next hour and a half Eddie Murphy begins discovering that me and my lover, played by Jennifer Tilly, are fiendish killers. I like a little drama, so Eddie Murphy tries to shoot Jennifer Tilly, and I take the bullet for her. She is totally heart broken and cries begging me to live. Then she gets insanely pissed off...rage...wrath...they can't describe it... Then she tortures him to death and screaming like a wild savage woman who has lost the love of her life. At the very end, she takes me in her arms, kisses me, and shoots herself.

Damn that's fucking beautiful... especially if the sex scenes between me and Jennifer Tilly are lurid.

I loooooove Jennifer Tilly. I do prefer men, but there are very very few men who could make me pass over Jennifer Tilly. She's the High Priestess of Venus whether she knows it or not.

Thankfully for all of us here, I think she does know it. Did you know she has a sister who also acts? What was her name. Aaaaaaand, I'm, just kidding. Meg Tilly is cuter I think, but Jennifer Tilly radiates some kind of unbelievably powerful sensuality vibe.

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"Uwe Boll presents"

edit: beaten!

DAMN! Beaten to telling you that you were beaten!

Can we beat something anyways?

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i unno, you got bongos? :D

Meg Tilly won an Oscar for "Agnes of God" didn't she?

Golden Globe, she was only nominated for the oscar.

Pleasuring Thyself and Thy Sister: A Look Into Siamese Incest

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I think that would still get more rentals than pr3ssur3's "straightforward sex" title.

oh troublesome times :p