Man, do you realize that this is a forum on the Internet?

Quit your crying, there's no need to get all butt-hurt.

Reconsider you're choice of "insults" Dr. Satan. Despite being a "school-boy", I am obviously much more mature than yourself, seeing as I dont start arguments over THE DAMN INTERNET.

For once, it isn't even his lack of intelligence that pisses me off...it's the fact that the reason this started was that 'Return' isn't "allowed" to post his opinion on 'D.S.'s thread, because it's "his" and he says so.

Like he owns the damn forum...

I missed the page for deleted scenes thought you were taking the piss! watched it last nite funny as hell but you can see why Rob Zombie left it out.
Reminded me of the throat rip scene out of Fulcis Zombi.

Captain Spaulding is indeed the man.:)

I third that remark...although I liked him in 'Corpses' better...

He was funnier in that.

i disagree. he was funnier in the rejects.

"Leave me alone woman! Leave me alone!"

"Dont we make you laugh? aren't we fuckin funny?"

Ok, this point was officially not worth putting your effort into. :)

"That motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit!"

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart."

"Fuck your mother! Fuck your sister! Fuck your grandma! And most of all, FUCK YOU!" "Bang"

Just a few from House of 1,000 Corpses.

He's definately more funny in it.

But HO1KC was so bad that it doesnt even count.:p