I liked that story bloodrayne!

Everybody else-timeout! Put your noses in the corner.

It's OK to be sappy every once in awhile,and Meg Ryan can go suck donkey *&%$.

Me and Jenn (My Wife) moved into an apartment accross the hall from each other in 1998 on the same day. She had two roomates and I had two roomates. Here is the funny part I specifically told my roomates being the playboys there are "no fucking the neighbors"we have to live accross the hall from these gals for at least a year. None the less I am the only one that ended up screwing one of the girls and eventually marrying her. Here is the weird part: come to find out her mom used to date my step date right before he met my mom, she grew up in a house my great granpa built and my gpa and gma lived in, she has family in a small town in upstate new york that comes to find out is neighbors of some of my family that lives there also...Spooky huh.

DESTINY IS A FARCE!

Me and my girl had friends that we both knew, come to find out that we both lived in the same neighborhood, and next thing you know we're in love...:)

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4...bday5003eu.jpg

...Still lookin for "the one"...

I'll bet that's not all he's eating!!!!!!!!!!! ;) :D
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LMAOROFL YOU SICK MFER LMAO!!!

*Holds nipple up to the screen* hmmmmmm yeh baby.....

Why thank you my good man!!!!!!! ;)