it is impossible for me to imagine you in tap shoes ..


imagine that .. kicking the brother in the bean bag while you're really supposed to be dancing !

I love absurd brutality in movies. That was one o fThe Holy Grail's greatest strengths. Lancelot's killing spree is one of my favorite parts.. (especially when he attacks 20 people, then hacks at the flowers on the wall....:D)

Why did you hit a moose? Did it shit on the floor?

car accident

Why is impossible to imagine me in tap shoes? I was an innocent little girl once, Urge.;)

I wasn't dancing at the time. I was pissed.

Haunted as the tap dancing minutes fade :)

why does Nanny Ogg seem so familiar to me ?

My sister and i got into a fight one time over, of all things, Pizza pockets. Our freinds were over, and we got into a shouting match over them because there were 4 left, and both of us wanted 2 each for ourselves and our freinds. Anyway, at some point, she got pissed and kicked me in the nuts.

i went down, then got up, and went completely psycho. She saw this and turned to run. i grabbed the back of her shirt and punched her in the back of her head with all of my strength.

There was a loud POP. She ended up getting loose and running away outside (keep in mind, she is older than me and was still bigger than me...)

I ended up sitting down to watch tv, and my eyes were starting to tear up. Her freind ssaid "Dont worry, she will come back when she calms down."

I said "I dont care about that, my fucking hand hurts..."

Turns out i broke my finger when i punched her.

I never really felt guilty about it, so i guess it doesnt really count, but i wanted to share it :)

reminds of a time when my 16 yr old brother
try to be a bad ass and tried to beat my ass
i bitch slapped him right across his face as hard
as i could, unfortunatly he was sent away to a
detention facilityand won't get back for 6 months
needless to say i still feel guilty even to this day
about trying to slap the taste out of his mouth.:(

something I probably should've felt guilty about but didn't was in tenth grade during a football game. The running back came around the corner I got low then flipped him over my head. He had to leave the game because his forearm was fractured and he missed the rest of the season.

Reminds me of playing football in highschool, although i never played on the team.

Me and a freind were trying to catch someone who WAS on the team. he darted out of the way at the last second. i went high, my freind went low, he slammed headfirst into my knees, we both went down.

He got a concussion and i could barely walk for 3 days. Kind made living in the basement suck...