I'm just let one fly that's all....
Yo momma so ugly..... she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application!

Your mama is so thin she can slip through the heating vent and scare the shit out of you in the next room.

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Yo momma so fat.... when she stepped on a scale it read to be continued!
Y'all got me rollin' with that last one I gots ta quit!

Yeah this is childish.

I gotta bounce see you guys on flip side!

Isn't that your mom in the middle? ::big grin::

Here's what I'm bringin' to the swap:
Digitalis Purpurea; Foxglove mixed
Cosmo Bipinnatus; Cosmo pink&white
Alcea Rosea; Common Hollyhock white
Myosotis Arvensis Chinese Forget Me Not blue
Plus
Dragon Blood Fortune Oil
Soothing Chamomile Rosemary salve
Healing Green salve
Holler at me if any Y'all wanna swap seeds!

How did you learn so much about this stuff?

Guess I just find that sorta thing interestin' is all

IT'S SNOWING! ::shocked::

::big grin::

Love it!!

I could never stop laughing ::big grin::

I'm renting the final entire season tomorrow night. I can't wait to see it but I also am going to be sad to see it go.

Btw, no job yet but I'm keeping my head high and keeping my stress low!! (thanks to those who commented on my status) Michigan is not a good place for employment......

Wow it's good ta get out and see people! Makes me realize how isolated I am ....Got all that firewood stacked ....turns out the seed swap isn't till Sat.
Yowza!

Check out this video. It's that parrot annoying that cat

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152157034256374

Not a very manly thing to say but AAAWWWWWW. SOOO CUUUTTEE. ::big grin::

By the pricking of my thumb something wicked this way comes.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. My hand feels funny now. ::big grin::

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Got a couple a good ones... the other day a mouse caught his foot in a trap we had set up under the counter in the kitchen...well it wasn't dead just caught in the trap, so my wife picked up the firepoker from beside the woodstove and bashed it dead! So hot!
The other one is the other day I swear a raven was tryin, ta communicate with me on my way down to the mailbox.That bird sure was actin' peculiar, and it was a local raven, I recognized it cuz it has a feather missin' from one of it's wings.

GGGGGAAAAAAHHHHH!!! ::big grin::


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I AM ENRAGED! I learned here recently that a fellow worker of mine tried to get me in trouble. Apparently she broke all these beehive frames to pieces. Frames are not cheap. She then tried to put the blame on me. But my boss proved her guilty because he was watching from the window and now she is talking shit about me. She is trying to ruin my career in the bee business! ::mad::

Its ridiculous she is like fifty years old and she thinks that she can blame a 15 year old! does she not think that i may retaliate?! Well she got another thing coming.

Do you go to school? That job sounds awesome send me some honey :)

SO I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND CAUGHT MY 7 YEAR OLD STEPSON WATCHING LIVE SEX ON COMPUTER.....SO AWKWARD AND HIS FATHER ISN'T ANSWERING PHONE....OF COURSE HE SWEARS IT JUSTS POPPED UP.....lying runs in the family i see I WANT TO GET BACK IN THE SHOWER AND SCRUB MYSELF TO DEATH ::shocked::::shocked::::shocked::::shocked::::shoc ked::::shocked:::::shocked::::shocked::::shocked:: ::

Yeah I will send you some honey but I cant right now, Its still winter and I cant rob the bees of their honey in the winter but In spring I will send you a jar. :)

Yeah I go to school.

I don't blame you. ::shocked::

You got this bro! Skilled craftsmanship tops workplace gossip anyday.
Yeah what kinda honey is it? Clover, flower blossom....'Round here old timers
brought in knapweed which I hear makes good honey, but nowadaze it's just a noxious weed!

looooove honey that'd be great! Yes, don't rob the bees of anything!

Wild flower, sour wood, buckwheat, maple, canola, poplar, clover, sunflower, and a rare honey called blue honey, It has the color of blue.

Yeah if I rob them now in this cold weather they wont have anything to eat.

Blue honey?! That sounds like a local delicacy....Yum!

It is. I believe that you can get it on the coast north carolina, but I could be wrong.

i love NC I go to Carolina beach every year and have good friends in Wilmington, Raleigh and outer banks area

I live in the foot hills of the Appalachian Mountains.


I always wanted to go to the outer banks but I dont have any mode of transportation.

nice, my ex and I rented a cabin in the smokey mountains.....good times....hot tub....pool table.....booze....and a random dog named chief

I love it in the mountains its pretty quiet. The sound of the New River really actually called the old river pretty much calms me. The air is fresh because of the surrounding trees.

careful in the woods warlock....

Hopefully at 7 years old, he really doesn't even know what he saw! Sometimes I will put on "Monster High" stuff on my tablet for my granddaughter and if it finishes and she presses something else, some weird shit can come up, so I won't leave her alone with it anymore. She's only five. Some A-holes think its funny to put naked monster high dolls in sexually suggestive positions, etc. ::mad::

holy shit! wtf?!?!?! Too many perverts ::mad:: Yeah well, when we was 5 he tried to look up a game called big boobs....i use the computer like crazy and he was logged in under me, there's no way it "just popped up" it was open in a tab and after i got out of the shower he needed help with a game and BAM Jasmine live sex.....thank the god his father finally called and is coming home. He needs to have "the talk" asap. This day and age with internet kids are growing up way too fast. Im glad it wasn't around when I was growing up. And OF COURSE i told him today would be a no electronics day but let him use it while I was showering ugh

Don't worry, The lord of the forest Herne watches over me.

What a bunch of A-holes!::mad::

I don't think y'all need ta get that up in arms over it... It's a sign of the times oversexualization of everything and oversaturation of media..I guess I'd rather my kid see sex than violence...By the way A/W ya cant just give it away, ya gotta be like No money No honey::big grin::

Sorry for being to kind DBT but thats the way I am.