Well . . . you know my name is simon, and the things I draw come truuueee

Never laugh when a hearse goes by
Or you will be the next to die
They'll wrap you in a big white sheet
And bury you down about six feet deep
Then again in about a week....

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
A big green worm with bulging eyes crawls in your stomach
and out your thighs
Your stomach turns a glossy green
And pus pours out like whipping cream
You spread it on a piece of bread
And that's what you eat when you are dead.

but will there be cable tv?

And porn?

Never laugh when a hearse goes by
Or you will be the next to die


Funnily enough, I was just overtaking a hearse the other day when I became aware of The Jam's 'Going Underground' playing on the car stereo.

How we laughed.

I have a hearse. Laugh at me, and you may die. :D

but when will i be loved. . . . . . . .


:D

I have a toy car hearse














Yeah that's it,point and laugh!:(

i read that book, it's called Scary Stories To Tell in The Dark,
when i was in 6th grade it is a great book, got good stories in it!

*giggles*