"Madagascar" 5/10


Too hysterical for my taste.


Had a few laughs though.

new police story

lavender hill mob

I just popped in Monster-In-Law. Wish me luck! :p ;)

The Frighteners 5/10, An ok movie, but i was expecting it to be more horror.

Just finished watching Monster-In-Law. Man, what a shitty movie that was! Almost everything about this movie sucked!
First off, they used recycled jokes from other comedies and shoved them into one 100 minute movie.
Second, both Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda have lost my respect. Third, they ripped on a Nightmare on Elm Street. I know what you're thinking. WTF?! Here, I'll explain. J'lo's character Charlie (wtf?) is flipping through the channels in one scene and stops when she sees that NOES is on (the scene is where Tina is having her nightmare and discovers Freddy for the second time.) Anyway, Fonda's character Viola (wtf?) walks in with sharp knives on her nails or something (guess she was getting her nails done) and starts ripping on NOES badly. She says crap like everybody in the movie are nobodies, that it's unrealistic (which is true, but this a horror movie! It's not going to be realistic.) and goes on and on. It was insulting. Fourth, Michael Vartin is a horrible actor and shouldn't show his face again IMO and his character Kevin (finally, a real name/one that fits the gender) is horrible also. Nobody is that perfect!
And the list goes on and on. The only thing I liked about this movie was Wanda Sykes. Thank god she was in this movie (though I feel sad for her that her acting ability and sense of humor had to be wasted to such a horrid script.)

I give Monster-In-Law half a star out of 5.

Watched Violent Cop late last night. After seeing it, I now realize why Kitano's nickname is "Beat" Takeshi. He beats up pretty much everyone he meets throughout the film, including a young boy (in the opening scene!) At one point, he slaps a drug dealer across the face for about five minutes. There was some sort of revenge plot going on, but this movie was really all about the beatdowns.

A little cute green worm said "Shhh this is something that is on the downlow but ummm angra is a fucker but cute."

LOL


omg I have missed the board :D

last movies seen:
Sahara
Sin City (I saw this at the drive-in, this was definately a date movie)
The Machinist

Damn...... The worm was right. ;) LOL

lmao!:rolleyes: