That cat is lounging on the floor, looking really pleased about something.

My cat is an asshole and needs to get a job.

lmfao I filed my cats nails today because she was driving me insane with her cheap shots.

You need boy cats..they are nicer than women ones!

we have a boy too his name is George lol. my Fiance has had him since before he met me. but he's the worst I mean he can be nice something but he just tends to hang out in the window out of everyone's reach he doesn't like being pet or anything. whenever you pet him he cleans himself. he's a jerk lol but the other day I was in the bathroom and he just sit on my lap wtf?! weird cat.

sneezing my face off fml :|

i has boy cats and they is troublemakers
:eek:

They sense your underlying naughtiness and feed off it!!(or summink!)

too many poohnuts in their diet

buying a house hurts my brains