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Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Arioch
Thats the spirit... and your dong is huge

Again, edited for accuracy

Hate_Breeder 08-11-2004 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
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HAHAHHAHAHA :D

mothermold 08-11-2004 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
if not I'll Photoshop a pic of your head onto a naked chick, then get that tattooed on the underside of my scrotum
"aint no sunshine when your gone." welcome back..beer's in the fridge.

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:20 PM

hey, I'm 18, not 21. I will take some chicks and some cigarettes, though

mothermold 08-11-2004 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
hey, I'm 18, not 21.
like i said...beer's in the fridge.:D

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:25 PM

are there chicks in the fridge, though?

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:25 PM

Haha, up to number 2!

mothermold 08-11-2004 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
are there chicks in the fridge, though?
goddamnit i hope so!

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:32 PM

There are some in the freezer, but they're not exactly in Horizontal Naked Love Tetris condition

mothermold 08-11-2004 09:34 PM

ya gotta do what'cha gotta do!:D

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:37 PM

well, I guess the hand is in tact. Is it still necrophilia if it's just giving you a hand job?

mothermold 08-11-2004 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
well, I guess the hand is in tact. Is it still necrophilia if it's just giving you a hand job?
no,not at all morticians do it all the time!they do it and like it!

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 09:42 PM

oh! It's cold. I haven't stuck my dick in anything this cold since I had sex with Arioch's mom :p

mothermold 08-11-2004 09:52 PM

dios mios!:eek:

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 10:03 PM

don't try and trick me with your fancy french words and smilies!

mothermold 08-11-2004 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
don't try and trick me with your fancy french words and smilies!
spanish damnit!

Arioch 08-11-2004 10:05 PM

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oh! It's cold. I haven't stuck my dick in anything this cold since I had sex with Arioch's mom
Nice....

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by mothermold
spanish damnit!
Same dif. Germanic languages > Latin-based languages

mothermold 08-11-2004 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Same dif. Germanic languages > Latin-based languages
it's all about the beer.:cool:

Arioch 08-11-2004 10:23 PM

Never been a real big beer fan....always takes WAY to long to get me drunk...

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 10:29 PM

I don't like anything that tastes gross. Lynchberg Lemonade, the Cranberry lemonade, and the occasional smoothie I make and sneak rum in is all I'll drink

mothermold 08-11-2004 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by Arioch
Never been a real big beer fan....always takes WAY to long to get me drunk...
your drinking the wrong beer.and drinking is a leisure activity...there's no time clock.:)

Sam The Egg 08-11-2004 11:15 PM

not if you're Irish it's not

mothermold 08-11-2004 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
not if you're Irish it's not
i'm scotch-irish....and russsian.:rolleyes:

kpropain 08-12-2004 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by Arioch
Never been a real big beer fan....always takes WAY to long to get me drunk...
That's cause you are drinking them to damn slow...

Can't be scared of it, guzzle them fuckers down.......:D


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