mothman is not in movie. movie is no good.

i feel your pain too mothman. I feel it too.

Well, I was thinking that ferretchucker could use his animal-chucking skillzzzzz boyyyyyeee, I mean, could use his skills to grab the Zero Monkey and swing it, just you know hurl it out the window and across the ocean.

This would not kill the Zero Monkey (it's not THAT easy folks!) but every few minutes the movie would cut back to show that the monkey is making its way back and overcoming various obstacles.

Now, now, all of you who weren't included were used by Faustus as bait to kill the approaching zombies.

Very well done MM.

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Bravo...nice finale to an extremely well written script.

I thought Murderdoll got lesser screen space though...and she deserved a good, gory death too.;)

Maybe in the sequel, eh?:D

Just know the zombies tore her legs off and ate her from the bottom up, which sounds painful enough.

Ouch...

If only you fitted that part into the script, with her cussing the zombies out till her last breath...:p


Classic.:cool:


:D

Though detailing someone being eaten out to death may be ban-able.

I love it! Where are the martinis - let's celebrate a wrap!!

I thought it was only proper that you and I share the final scene.

cheers mate - here's to a job well done!!


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(now, when do we start the sequel!???!??!?)

Then as the ferretchucker sees zero climbing back over obstacles, he uses his ferret magic (with the help of the ferretonomicon) to raise the dead ferrets from beyond the grave. Little does he know, the monkonomicon was in zero's possesion...

"zombie Dante walks around"Derrrrrrrr.......OH!FIRE!!!!FUCK YEAH!

that was some brilliant shit MM.

i would totally buy this movie......and the special edition DVD when it came out.

The DVD will feature a commentary from Uwe Boll for no reason at all besides the fact I laugh my ass off whenever he talks.

SCORE! I could melt all those down and make one giant award!

Bravo! Criterion here you come!

I'm just curious why I wasn't written in the script. Seems like no one really pays much mind to me anymore.

Oh well.....

You didn't suggest a type of character. All of my characters were based on people's suggestions, except _V_ because I thought that would be funnier.

Awsome script Massacre. Can't wait for a sequel(if there is one).

Not really... but that's ok. You did a good job even if you were still angry you were left off as writer. ;)

You came in, you said something that (I thought) was cool, killed something (yourself, sorta), then "left"

POW!

I see, so you were able to show your true feelings for somebody through a character (namely mine) in youre story! I get it! ;)

When's the sequel coming?

Yes, I am madly in love with Muderdoll, I had her avatar and screenname tattooed on my asshole, I spank it to her every night.

"HDC The Movie Part 2: Escape From The General Forum" will come as soon as we get some bitch-ass n00bs to slaughter... in the script *wink*.

I could get some people from Gaia for you, Massacre ;).

Haha... fuck those douchebags.

What about HDC: The Beginning? Or HDC: The Animated Series??

I see myself as the funny comic relief character that is semi bad-ass that everyone thinks gets killed off but ends up surviving. Kind of like Jamie Kenedy's character in Scream.

The Beginning wouldn't work because it's impossible to make Newb look under 75 and The Animated Series wouldn't work out because we can't get Zero into voice acting, without him it's nothing.

Reminds me...my character didnt exactly save the day at the end (after the fake hero gets killed) for the survivors and got a kiss from the lead actress...did he?;)

I said "Except for _V_" ;) But who knows what goes on behind the camera. You saved my day, if it wasn't for you ruining the Tales From The Crypt marathon I would have stayed and gotten eaten.

They wouldn't come anyways. They're to busy being faggots and dressing up their avatars.

My black avatar kicked their asses. Because it's black and all.

HDC: The Movie 2

Year of the Ferret.


Wow that has a good ring to it.

Ferrets smell like cheese and ass...

mmmm cheese, mmmm ass + c - s = cas... cas who has baby with a ket has casket. Casket get filled with beer by ferretchucker, ergo, ferrets smell like cheese and casket of beer. Ferretchucker happy. :)

Alright fuckers, what do you wanna see for part 2? Werewolves? Continuation with the zombie shit? Possession? Ones Inner-Struggle With Homosexualiy? Mid-life Crisis? Back in the olden days two lesbians go town-to-town and take turns with one marrying a rich guy then killing him and taking his money but one day one of them marries Dracula? Zero throwing shit? Rod killing people and using it as inspiration for his scripts? Dudeman and I throwing rocks at squirrels in his back yard? Gorephobia vs The Pirates of the Carribean? Full-Frontal nudity?

ferrets. more ferrets definetlely. Or are you ferretist?