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Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I SEE 2 HOOKERS OVER THERE!!!!!!!LETS GO GET EM'!!!





"is smoking his blunt while running over to the ladies"

*runs towards hookers, while smoking a blunt and checking up on his balls*

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i'm pimping these bitches it'll cost ya!:cool: what you got?
"pulls out a briefcase of weed,and pulls out 10 gold bars.





THERE,WILL THAT BE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!?

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"pulls out a briefcase of weed,and pulls out 10 gold bars.





THERE,WILL THAT BE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!?

If not, I've got 5 golden bars, briefcase of weed, and I've got $5,000 dollars.

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"pulls out a briefcase of weed,and pulls out 10 gold bars.





THERE,WILL THAT BE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!?

throw in the Oz too and they r all yours!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:14 PM

"takes all of his clothes off and gets one of the hookers and throws her on the bed."







...."10 hours later."







MORE WEED!!!!!!!!

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
throw in the Oz too and they r all yours!
Fine! Here's your Oz! *hands Entity the Oz*

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:16 PM

*Gets lap dance from stripper, only to blow her brains out and get some head from a hooker*

I love my life! :D

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fine! Here's your Oz! *hands Entity the Oz*
lmao!!!!!!! where is my gold bars, better tell ya boy to pa up
or no ho!:p

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:19 PM

HEY ENTITY2000 QUIT ASKING STUPID SHIT!!!!!!!





HEY......WHATS UP BIG MAMMA!!??!?!!?!??!?!




OH YEAH!!"hands her gold bars"

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
lmao!!!!!!! where is my gold bars, better tell ya boy to pa up
or no ho!:p

Fine damnit! *gives Entity gold bars, the Oz, money, and the weed* Now, let me get back to my ho. Thank you! *returns to hooker/dinner*

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fine damnit! *gives Entity gold bars, the Oz, money, and the weed* Now, let me get back to my ho. Thank you! *returns to hooker/dinner*
i am kinda hungry too, i tell you what buy my dinner and we will call it even, well besides the Oz, and the goldbars!:p

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 10:24 PM

(looks left and right) whew...glad they forgot me...(sneaks to the nearest exit and tiptoes out) nite nite pillow beckons...:D

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i am kinda hungry too, i tell you what buy my dinner and we will call it even, well besides the Oz, and the goldbars!:p
Screw you! I'm eating dinner right now! *thinks to himslef* Do you want to join me for dinner? I'm having pussy with a side of ranch dressing.

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by _____V_____
(looks left and right) whew...glad they forgot me...(sneaks to the nearest exit and tiptoes out) nite nite pillow beckons...:D
GET BACK HERE V! we need you! how could you just walk out on your life long buddies?;) j/k goodnight sleep tight!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:28 PM

"They seem to have forgot about Dante."

























"poor bastards..."

monalisa 05-15-2006 10:30 PM

*Wakes up from nap, shakes cobwebs out of head* Hey, who ate all my fucking brownies?!?!?!?!

_____V_____ 05-15-2006 10:30 PM

you know I love yall, but my blowup doll, Patsy just got naked and beckoned to me...besides I hafta get laid real quick before I catch my 40 winks...so gnite ;) :D

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Screw you! I'm eating dinner right now! *thinks to himslef* Do you want to join me for dinner? I'm having pussy with a side of ranch dressing.
i'll pass on the pussy! but i'll take a salad with the ranch dressing!:p

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by monalisa
*Wakes up from nap, shakes cobwebs out of head* Hey, who ate all my fucking brownies?!?!?!?!
ME!







I ATE THEM,WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?!!??!!?





....I can make more.

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i'll pass on the pussy! but i'll take a salad with the ranch dressing!:p
I'LL TAKE THE PUSSY!!!!!!!!













.........................AND SOME RANCH DRESSING!!!!

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i'll pass on the pussy! but i'll take a salad with the ranch dressing!:p
Oaky, here ya go. *hands Entity the ranch dressing* Eat up!

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"They seem to have forgot about Dante."
did not! still waiting on my bars! if you don't have gold bars
xanax bars will do!

























"poor bastards..."

;)
oops did i do that

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
;) HEY ENTITY2000 QUIT ASKING STUPID SHIT!!!!!!!





HEY......WHATS UP BIG MAMMA!!??!?!!?!??!?!




OH YEAH!!"hands her gold bars"


monalisa 05-15-2006 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
ME!







I ATE THEM,WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?!!??!!?







Heh, well if I told you, that would wreck the surprise!

Now, go make more brownies. :p

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I'LL TAKE THE PUSSY!!!!!!!!













.........................AND SOME RANCH DRESSING!!!!

Fine, here you go. But, bring her back in one piece.

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fine, here you go. But, bring her back in one piece.
Alright i will take care of her,Though she will not be able to walk when im done with her.





@monalisa:RIGHT AWAY!!!

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Alright i will take care of her,Though she will not be able to walk when im done with her.
No problem. I don't need her to walk for me to do what I'm going to do to her later.

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
No problem. I don't need her to walk for me to do what I'm going to do to her later.
UNDERSTOOD.

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:44 PM

you guys r wrong! what ever happened to cuddling!:p

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
you guys r wrong! what ever happened to cuddling!:p
The last time I cuddled the bitch bit me! I put an end to that by giving her a piece of me into her ass! I haven't cuddled since.

BTW- We just cuddled five minutes ago, so this no cuddling thing may not last long.

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
The last time I cuddled the bitch bit me! I put an end to that by giving her a piece of me into her ass! I haven't cuddled since.

BTW- We just cuddled five minutes ago, so this no cuddling thing may not last long.

OUCH!!!!!!! poor girl! cuddling can b as good as u make it!;)

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
OUCH!!!!!!! poor girl! cuddling can b as good as u make it!;)
Hey want to cuddle?!?!?!!??!





"lays on the bed"

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
OUCH!!!!!!! poor girl! cuddling can b as good as u make it!;)
Well, she didn't make it that good for me, so I didn't make it good for her! :p

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Hey want to cuddle?!?!?!!??!





"lays on the bed"

not till you get in the shower! i am not cuddling with you after you slept with my ho!:D

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Well, she didn't make it that good for me, so I didn't make it good for her! :p
should have just kick the bitch out of thebed!:D

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by ENTITY2000
not till you get in the shower! i am not cuddling with you after you slept with my ho!:D
"runs in the bathroom and takes a shower....




"5 minutes later,he flies and lands on the bed."





How about now??!?!?

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 11:00 PM

All right, well I'm off to bed. See you guys tomorrow.

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
All right, well I'm off to bed. See you guys tomorrow.
goodnight and goodluck on your test!:cool:

ENTITY2000 05-15-2006 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"runs in the bathroom and takes a shower....




"5 minutes later,he flies and lands on the bed."





How about now??!?!?

ok just make sure that's all! cuddles with dante!

Dante'sInferno 05-15-2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok just make sure that's all! cuddles with dante!
"goes to sleep"


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