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Who the fuck picks their ass?! :D haha wait maybe my old roomate would.

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Originally posted by Haunted
Nose

Alky... I'd rather not hear from closet butt-pickers. That's beyond foul. What purpose would picking your ass serve?

The same purpose picking your nose would have...just different mediums. :D

Nose wins it.

Next round in a second.

Picking my nose. At least it doesn't smell.

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Picking my nose. At least it doesn't smell.

Not what I've heard dude :)

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Not what I've heard dude :)

Shhh... ;) :p

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. I'm here for the next round. HURRY IT UP ALKY....I mean...whenever you're ready:D

Bwahahahah....Orlock for certain :p Old saggy drawers doesn't stand a chance:p

Mick Jagger... just because he's older.

Orlock...He's much quieter (stealth is important;))

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Originally posted by Despare
Mick Jagger... just because he's older.

burn~!

They're the same person!

The count

Orlock butters Jagger's buns, 5-1!

Next round up soon.

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

I go for the Fresh Prince, but only if he's wearing Underoos

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air wins.

Next round up soon...

Gotta say the Shrew!

I'm gonna be daring and say the MULLET....it's quite scary ;)

a killer shrew is no match for the fucking mullet. Think about it; it's spelled as if it should have a silent T, but the T is pronounced! It's not pronounced "moolay" like some sort of fruity french pastry. It's a motherfucking MULLET! Just looking at someone with a mullet, you know they're gonna have dissapointing 3 minute sex with some skinny chick (who is chewing gum at the time), then punch someone in the mouth afterwards. Like, right afterwards. He might not even have pulled his dick out yet. That's the power of the fucking mullet.

Despite some very wise words by Sam, the mullet loses to a killer shrew.

ROUND: WHO GIVES A SHIT?

This one is all about the adhesives! Yee-haaaaa!

Gorilla Glue

http://www.topgun.co.uk/images/Goril...ttle_large.jpg

VS.

Duct Tape

http://www.panthereast.com/images/duct%20tape.jpg

I gotta go with the handyman's secret weapon on the basis that Red Green is my idol.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/Netwo...edgreen256.jpg

Duct Tape...It has a few more uses than glue...And, it's a bit easier to remove when you're done with it;)