now, ladies and gentlemen, that's wit for you!









uh, not.

Dammit, I thought I was gonna win something... like some sort of decorated cake...

WOAH.....calm down man...you could get banned.

yeah - i'm gonna start crying and then i'm gonna tell on you

psh, I'm not afraid... I'm ready to die, I aint fearin' the reaper.

Got any messages for Hendrix?

LMAO - - yeah, ask him where he stashed the weed!

Got that weed you owe me suckka

bah great minds huh?

He says yeah but he gave it to me and I smoked it and it was really good.

LMAO -- well, i guess if great minds think alike, then drug-addled minds probably also think alike

Damn theivin' cracker!

...You're white too, aren't ya?

i thought he meant saltines

Then... then I've got nothin'.

LMFAO

you are on fire tonight!!:D

They can't all be gold... sometimes they're just hunks o' shit.

but tonight, for you my friend, they are flaming hunks o'shit!

seemed time to resurrect this oldy but goody - especially as its 9pm EST and its just me and YJ banging around the old crypt tonight

(and the many invisible lurkers and guests always watching us - yes, always watching . . .and waiting. . . yes, watching and waiting. . . and waiting and watching. . . yes. . .)

What's wiht the members that come on but never post? What the hell are they doing? Masturbating to our conversations?

it is truly creepy - what always gets me (and other has mentioned it) are the "guests" who are always "reporting a post" --- what are they 'homeland security agents' coming to report us for being naughty???

They too are probably masturbating to our conversations and accidentally knock there cock on the mouse which "reports" our posts! Or, if our post get them up, if you know what I mean, they report it.

i bet the HDC posts get them really hot. . . i'll bet its all the bad. . . .















grammar

I wonder if they do a little foreplay with the computer when they're on Horror.com?

BTW, I got exclusive, disturbing coverage on one of the "memberbaters a.k.a. masturbaters". It's an audio clip (which'll be posted since the clip is too damn disturbing to listen to): "OH YEAH, RIGHT THERE! THAT'S RIGHT! IS IT GOING TO, IS IT GOING TO? MISERY GETS THE VOTE! YES, YES, YES!!! *Major orgasm*" Very, very disturbing!

LMAO -- sadly (and in a disturbing fashion) - i think i know exactly who you mean

Zero, have you been whacking it to my tournament? :p

my shameful secret is out

now. . . i can finally ask a crucial question - how do you clean certain, uhm, fluids off your keyboard??:eek:

Put a condom on it! There's nothing like being safe! :p

I thought of the "memberbaters'" theme song. Here it is:

"When a problem comes along, you must whack it! Whack it good!"

Just me, Return, and Posher posting right now.

mmmhmm.

haha! How nice. Just what I wanted to read. NOT!

Damn, i miss these slow going saturday evenings at H.C....:(