didnt he do porn after his....."accident"?

Yeah....

Get drunk, beat/rape your wife, puke on her shoes, get your dick cut off, get a porn deal.

Jesus... Ron Jeremy had to rely on having a big dick and knowing how to use it....

Ron Jeremy was funny as hell though

Don't they call him "The Hedgehog"


I'll vote for the cactus.

:( more ppl vote in this one then they do in mine....that sucks

2-1 for the cactus.


Gore, your tournament didnt feature Poncho Vs the Mustard packet or Suzanne Sommers vs the blue bag of dog shit.


Its all about marketing, my freind :D

yeah ur right....good job vod

i vote cactus

3-1 for the green prick

Cactus

4-1. Jesus, the only celebrity that has won so far was Michael Knight, and he won because he was WORSE than a crab louse....

I think it was the cheesy kit voice overs in that car that won it for him ...lol

............................. fuck i cant delete my post

the cactus, dammit...

The cactus wins! Sorry John, you lose again. Pecker :D



now...


http://jeremy.zawodny.com/misc/frozen-dildo.jpg
A woman kissing a trophy that vaguely look sliek she is giving head


Vs.


This disturbing pic of a little kid eating bread

No contest

The kissing glass dick pic

I prefer playing golf to chewing on tough french stick that rips back your gums, so I go for Golf Girl Sucking.

the woman

3-0.. I get the feeling that the woman will win if for no other reason that people will think that voting for the other will get them labeled a pedophile.


Pete Townsed:
I vote for the kid, but only because i am doing research for my autobiography.

all i can say is : thank god that's a woman holding the bread.


lady golfers always make me horny ...(as do lady skaters and tennis players) so I'm def going for the first picture as it has given me a jolly nice woody.

4-0.

I actually thought that was a guy the first time i saw that pic. I bet that lady hates me :D

jesus christ, both of those are so funny, but I'd have to go with the baby man. jesus christ:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

HAH! Im not the only one who thought she was a he!

4-1


The bread is catching up!


Not really, but it has a vote.

Are we voting on weird? I swear that kid in the pic just blinked at me, but I stared for a minute and It didn't happen again........I'm gonna go with the kid anyway, just cuz that freaked me out.

Put the pipe down slowly.....


Anywa, I vote for the kid too. The golfer is overexposd, Ive seen it too often

shhhhhhhhhhh;)

Same here!!

DID IT BLINK AT YOU TOO????!!!!!

Aw Marroe....you so crazy....

i like the baby one!

And the Baby blowing bread wins with a record comeback!!!!


now, who wins out of this one?

http://www.wonkette.com/images/fully...and%20huge.jpg
The Elephant Hat


Vs.


A man with a Huge Cock
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/TexasChicken.jpg

I'm assuming that the first jackass is a republican so I vote for the big cock.

it's not that I don't like republicans, it's that I don't like politicians period.

Cmon folks... Big cock is winning.

I love Bannanas
and they smell good.

Hey this is random enough rite?

The elephant hat , just cause I want one.

um i'll just back away now*backing up turns and starts running towards the nearest exit,BAM,"Look at all the pretty colors"*

The kid you sick bastard. (j/k very funny pic)

*runs away skreeming **While bashing into every countertop in the hospital**

Bad drugs baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

The mutant chicken