why wont they delete this thread whyyyyyyyyyy

I didn't stick around for that "eels" one that was posted, after seeing the first few seconds, I clicked it closed faster than hell. However, if you all think this is gross, apparently not many of you have visited www.tubgirl.com ?

DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! :P

Anyways, maybe bodily harm grosses people out more than feces in the face, but I always thought tubgirl was the grossest thing on the net.

i think tubgirl would beat eels except that

1) eels is animated
2) tubgirl is just poop.... poop naturally comes out of ur ass. but eels????

When I saw the eels thing, I was reminded of some story I read, unsure if it was bullshit or not, apparently a woman was found dead after having filled her toilet with a seething mass of disgusting (at first unidentified) crap...it was theorised that she must have masturbated with a live crabs (or lobsters?) tail, and it had spawned into her, yet they'd allegedly grown inside her stomach (go figure), she was meant to have been found with the front of her head cracked, with the rancid shit still leaking out of her ass and cunt....they say she had hit her head on the bath or something?!?

I can't remember the exact details, but did anyone else hear this?
If so, can you link it, fake or not?
It's fucked up...

ive heard of that, lobster it was. something about putting the tail in, lighting the head on fire and it flicking its tial.

i dont think its real jujst because biologically the eggs couldnt live in that environment. stomach acids r tough..

...burn a hole in a carpet though.:(

though??
Oh yeah, forgot all about the lighter part...
While I think also that it's pretty much bullshit, F.H, I don't think it would've been in her stomach, however, the story DID say that it was coming out both ways, the reason I think it's fake is that for he to have SHIT it out as well as piss it out, it would have HAD to be in her somach right? as far as I know, there's no direct passage is there???

Can anyone confirm if this was real or not?
I'm thinking NOT, but I'd like some further details...

The site pbenvin mentioned has some awesome pics like this, some are real, some are fake.....some arent gross, just funny.

But, they're smart, if you post they're pics, they dont work. Well, they do.....but not if you post the lazy way....


www.snopes.com

ok lets break this down if it came out of either way, pissing out wouldve had to be in her bladder, shitting it out wouldve been in colon, up a ways more her intestines.

pH wise and such i just dont think it adds up. eggs of any sort are really delicate and cant just grow anywhere.

i know with crawdads (crayfish?) the male fertilizes the eggs and then the female will hold the eggs under her tail. so this depends on several things, what sort was it and is that implying that the eggs were fertile? they would never sell a lobster with the eggs still attached, nor could you not notice them. even if she caught i therself, i dont think the eggs woudl survive long out of water..

dont we have any doctors or vets here?? :D

I don't think we need a doctor or vet to figure out that is complete bullshit. It sounds like an urban legend created in an attempt to keep kids from sticking live aquatic life up themselves.

The eggs would have had to gotten up to the lower intestines at least, and as someone said, there is no way they could survive and continue to grow in that environment.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if someone stuck a lobster up their snatch and lit it on fire... People do a lot weird shit. The egg part on the other hand, I think is bullshit.