| Aperion |
07-31-2009 09:25 AM |
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Originally Posted by Despare
(Post 823248)
Nope, could just be Mel Gibson.
You're alone in an alley with Carrot Top and he's so drunk he can't even stand up. The man's trying to inject himself with a lethal amount of heroin but is too inebriated to get the needle in. Do you help him out? Do you kill?
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I take Carrot Top and duct tape him to a chair in a windowless room and force him to watch his own comedy routines until he dies. I'll keep his eyes open a la "A Clockwork Orange" but I wont bother to keep moistening his eyes.
Ok, so you work at a restaurant and Ryan Seacrest, the entire Lohan family, Jon & Kate and Paris Hilton all come in to eat. You, like every sane person on the planet hate them all with a passion for their endless crimes against humanity. You happen to have some kind of poison (pills, rat poision, etc - something that in excess will kill). Do you spike their food? |
