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you should try feeling like being a good member of the forum


I'm in SUCH a good mood, some guy decapitated himself with a chainsaw. Whoever said suicide was the wussy way out never knew him obviously. a chainsaw! how did he keep going past his throat?

What about if you were a dentist and every few people, you'd lace the tooth mirror or the scrapey thing with arsonic. Simple and quick. You'd have to move around a lot to not get caught...unless you wanted to get caught.

I kill my victims and make it look like a suicide. I would write their suicide note, and in it I would blame someone for the suicide. The guilt that person will feel by thinking they were the reason for the suice will cause them to commit suicide. I will then have killed two birds with one stone.

What are you talking about? I am the best member of the forum. :D

And seriously? Some guy offed himself with a chainsaw? i'm gonna go goggle that shit right now.

Edit: I actually found 3 different stories of three different men doing this. Here are the links...
http://www.quixoticals.com/2007/05/m...g-off-his.html
http://www.ketv.com/news/4017417/detail.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...evelopers.html

the bottom one is the most recent.

I'd just go for random acts of sensless brutal violence. Different weapon, different type of person everytime so there's no pattern linking it all to me.

just out of curiousity, who has their fingerprints on file?

I can't be the only one here who has run afoul of the law;)

I confessed to kidnapping and murder under extreme duress but the charges were dropped when the person I allegedly kidnapped and killed walked into the station. Those police were pretty embarassed, especially after having realized that they extracted a confession from a bipolar eighteen year old who hadn't slept for several days.

are you serious?!

My fingerprints are on file with the military.