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ChronoGrl 06-05-2008 07:18 PM

For solid non-PC amputee and cripple humor, check out the books of John Callahan. One of my favorite cartoons (couldn't find an image of it online) has a room full of double-arm amputees with a sign that says, "Double-Arm Amputee Support Group," and one of the armless men is saying...







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"I need a hug."





...

snicker

stubbornforgey 06-05-2008 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 703828)
What do you call a girl with one leg..........."Peg"



What do you call a girl with no legs..........."Consuelo" [cuntswaylow]



sorry:o

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

'spits her coke all over the keys'

now thats fucken funny!! :o

Ferox13 06-05-2008 11:45 PM

Geek Love is also a great read for stump lovers. It has an amputee religious cult in it.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2.../geek_love.jpg

ferretchucker 06-07-2008 01:36 AM

One of my Nan's friends was having coffee with us when I had gone to town with my Nan. Anyway, somehow, the conversation got onto the subject of the titannic. Then, my Nan's friend, Pat, mentioned that her dad was on the sister boat to the titannic, the HMHS Britannic.

After it had hit a mine and was sinking, while they were in the water, Pat's Dad saw somebody getting sucked into a propellor. He saved the man, but in doing so lost his arm up the the elbow.

She said that he did have a prosthetic arm but never wore it, unless trying to amuse the children by lifting it up and letting it fall shouting timber.

Quite an interesting bit of the story, is that Pat went onto a website about the Britannic and sent in her sotry. It was put on the website. Within about a month, she got an e-mail from the man incharge of the website with an e-mail he had been sent from the nurse that had cared for her dad in the hospital. As I understand it, Pat and the nurse sent a few e-mails to each other and are now quite good (internet) friends.

Roderick Usher 06-07-2008 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferox13 (Post 704011)
Geek Love is also a great read for stump lovers. It has an amputee religious cult in it.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2.../geek_love.jpg

one of my favorite books!

Psycom5k 06-07-2008 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 703848)
I can't begin to count the amount of nightmares I've had based on losing fingers.

Which is why I have a weird fear of ice skating. I had this dream one time that I fell while ice skating, and my hand were outstretched to try to cushion the fall, and just as I came down, somebody comes skating by, and slices off my fingers. Ever since then, I will not ice skate.

ferretchucker 06-07-2008 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 704156)
Which is why I have a weird fear of ice skating. I had this dream one time that I fell while ice skating, and my hand were outstretched to try to cushion the fall, and just as I came down, somebody comes skating by, and slices off my fingers. Ever since then, I will not ice skate.

that actually does happen. It always scares me.

missmacabre 06-07-2008 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 704166)
that actually does happen. It always scares me.

like that guy not long ago who got his throat slit with a skate. I saw it live and it was scary.

Angra 06-07-2008 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by missmacabre (Post 704169)
like that guy not long ago who got his throat slit with a skate. I saw it live and it was scary.


Those damn winter olympics..

missmacabre 06-07-2008 08:59 PM

It was hockey actually. Buffalo Sabres vs. Florida Panthers.


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