mothman likes it,
he really does,
but he knows I'm better,
Like Shaun of the dead to hot fuzz,

So give up now,
I'm better by far,
you know it inside,
Drive away in you car,

You've lost your touch,
There's no more spark,
coz when people read my rhymes,
They all cry hark,

I delivered the message,
now try and reply,
You can write well on your drugs,
But I'm the highest high!

LOOK YOU LITTLE MUPPET
THERE'S NO ROOM ON HERE FOR TWO
MY POEMS ARE LEGEDARY
I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

NO NEED TO BRING IN COUNTRIES
KEEP THIS BATTLE BETWEEN YOU AND ME
BESIDES WE ALREADY KICKED YOUR ASSES
AND INTO THE HARBOR THREW YOUR TEA

I'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME
GO WRITE YOUR SOAP INSTEAD
IT LOOKS LIKE THE HDC AWARD
HAS GONE RIGHT TO YOUR HEAD

IF YOU THINK I DIDN'T GET AN AWARD
THEN THAT WOULD BE YOUR MISTAKE
IT WAS PRESENTED BY ______V_____ HIMSELF
DURING A COMMERCIAL BREAK

IT WAS THE AWARD FOR MOST POETIC
ON MY MANTLE IT PROUDLY SITS
SO YOU SEE I HAVE NO TIME
TO WASTE ON LITTLE SHITS

SO LET THE VOTING BEGIN
SEE WHO THE PEOPLE LIKE THE MOST
WILL IT BE YOUNG OLIVER HERE
OR NON OTHER THAN MARLEY'S GHOST

This is...an interesting battle.;)


***chuckling softly***

1 vote Marley's Ghost.

me too, sorry ferret

gotta agree

happy birthday buddy

So you gave them all money,
so what, I don't mind,
You're only cheating yourself,
leaving honesty behind,

You dragged in the countries,
That far I wouldn't go
But you started it first,
So I went with the flow,

As for the award,
i never brought up,
you flaunted yours before me,
Like the rugby world cup,

You started a war with me,
I myself wouldn't dare it,
for you will soon know the wrath,
of the chucker of the ferret.