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crabapple 11-24-2006 03:14 PM

Or otherwise we will have to consider him a pootie-boobie.;)

Nchantress 11-24-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 513938)
definition of boob torture :

when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.

the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.


Actually, and I won't get into details, I was the opposite. And no, I won't tell you more than that!

But I think one pregnancy is enough for me.

stubbornforgey 11-24-2006 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 513938)
definition of boob torture :

when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.

the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.

arggghhhhhhhh man..
let me describe to you how a pregnant woman feels...
boobs feel like they weigh 100pounds each
theres this fucken cannon ball sitting in your womb
that only likes to kick you from the inside when your trying to sleep..
your ass feels like its dragging on the ground when ever you walk.
your legs ..oh shit..we wont start on the legs..
you get this pregnancy mask all over your face that ppl comment with shit like..
ooooooooh you got that glow..!!
fucken bullshit!!it feels like a face full of zits.
And its not me that was craving for the 2 liter ice cream laced with chicken soup .or pickles with strawberry jam sammies..or the chocolate melted shoe polish..NO..
its what that cannon ball in your belly desires..
:eek: :eek:

crabapple 11-24-2006 08:28 PM

ooohhhhh...so that's what that craving shit is about!

It's the BABY that wants all that weird stuff!

I never thought about it before. It all makes sense now...

I think I got it figured out...

The baby is hooked into the mother's brainwaves, you see. It goes looking around upstairs, sifts through all your tasty food memories, and goes, "Oh ice cream! I want some of that. Pickles! That pickle thing sounds good. Have me some of that. Maybe I can get them to put them together for me...they'll do whatever I say...I'll make it happen somehow..."

Roderick Usher 11-25-2006 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 513938)
definition of boob torture :

when pregnant - a womans boobs never look better .. freaking glorious.

the torture : they dont want you to touch them at this point.

Sorry it worked out like that for you, my wife...:D

Welcome Bree, look forward to harassing you as much as I do your boy-toy:)

newb 11-25-2006 08:37 PM

Welcome to the site Bree.I hope this doesn't mean Vod has to behave and stop talking about boobs..........for the record....he really seems to like yours.

Nchantress 11-25-2006 08:39 PM

You don't have to tell me, I live with the man. I really don't think he's all there sometimes:p
No, he doesn't have to stop doing anything he does here, even the posting of the half naked women pictures...sorry, had to get him on that one.
Thank you for the welcome!

pinkfloyd45769 11-25-2006 09:04 PM

Welcome and i hope you stick around. =0)
BTW, you and your little girl are bith very pretty!=0)

Nchantress 11-25-2006 09:13 PM

Oh well shoot! Thank you! Pretty? Me, not so much. But hell yes, Miss Lily is a beautiful girl! I'm so biased, but I'm allowed, I'm a mama.

Zero 11-26-2006 04:17 AM

Welcome to HDC Bree! Let me add my voice to the chorus of folks here who think that Vod needs to do a little more to help around the house - he has entirely too much time on his hands!

(cute baby by the way)


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