No you're not!
You're one of my favorite ppl here.
You're smart,funny and you don't look like a monkey at all!!

:D

My dad says mean shit to me too. Now, I just take the moral high ground by looking wounded and not saying anything.

You know, that might actually make me the bigger bitch.
No, no it doesn't.

Newb, I'm responding to your picture. I just want you to know that if I don't taste sour like pure lemon, then I taste really really bitter.

Bet you are a cracker when taken with a bit of tequila! ;)

OMG! I hate that for you Haunted,I really do-what a dick your dad is!!
That's so awful....christ,I hope someone shoots me if I ever say anything horrible to my babies.

Yeah, that and I'm just a foul tempered, undersexed (thank you very much), young human female. Although no one can say that I'm angsty...just disagreeable.

I get to drink the worm when the tequila is passed around. I need all the luck I can get.

Thanks Nova. He tries to be a good dad, but falls short here and there.

Where's the fun in that?

I'll say no to eating you tho.

That's probably a good thing, considering I'd say no to letting you eat me.

Guys get to say, "Suck my dick!"

That means I get to say, "Lick my hoochie!"

A girl I work with said "Suck on mah tittays" at work and I was just like "fuck, you're mannish"

I thought you said you were sexstarved?