NO....its just "The Wall"....no duh....you lose.

son of a ................. !!!

talk about being

bloodraynes ode's to the n00bs, has some competition now :p

sure, dont you remember my lovely christmas po-em ? :)

i wonder if i can find it again

i found it ! god love ya, search function ...


'twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the forum,
The members were bickering,
As is the decorum.

Pictures were posted
all over the place
of MD's wee head
Adorned with Kpro's wee face

Some members were nestled
all snug in their beds,
With visions of monsters
with multiple heads.

And Rayne in her goth gear
and me in my sweater
sat down to write poems
- the longer the better.

When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter
I shit in my pants
there was a great splatter!

away through the window
went my head with a crash
I tore open my veins
on a long piece of glass

the moon on the breast
of the newfallen snow
gave the luster of red
from my bleeding, below

when what to my bloodshot
eyes should appear,
but a miniature coffin
and 8 zombie reindeer

there's a creepy old driver
with one hand on his dick
it was a fake vampire
some goth wannabe prick.

more vapid than beagles
his corsette off it came
and he farted and stuttered
and called them by name

Now, Fulchi!, Now Miner,
Now, Soavi! and Argento!
On, Bava!, On,Raimi!
On,Chrononberg and Romero!

From the tips of their toes
To the top of the head
Slice away, Dice away
Make them all dead !

As dry heaves as before
the main vomit fly
When they meet with a chicken bone
mount to the sky.

So up on the housetop
the zombie deer flew
with a coffin full of bodyparts
and that goth poser too

and then in a twinkling
i heard on the roof
the sounds of the zombies
and that 'dressed in black' goof.

As i drew in my head
the glass cutting my feet
down the chimney he came
after beating his meat

he all dressed in retro
from some ancient year
from his doc martin boots
to his fake vampire gear

a pair of glass fangs
he had put in his mouth
he was over compensating
for what he was lacking, down south

His eyes were lacklustre
his pockmarks were many,
he looked haggard and tired,
From not 'getting any'

His narrow little mouth
was drawn up in a sneer
"I'm here for your blood"
I said "how 'bout a beer'?"

His nails were all pointy
and encrusted with grime
he looked like a bum
who had not a dime

A thin ugly pale face
and long stringy black hair
a tattered old cape
and stained underwear

he was sallow and ill
a right pathetic young vamp
i laughed when i saw him,
he looked like a tramp.

when he raised up his cape
and reared back his head
i immediately knew
i had nothing to dread

he looked a bit nervous
but still tried to attack
he got one step closer
before i kicked his nut-sack

he puked and he retched
some escaping his nose
he collapsed into the fireplace
and up the chimney he rose

he stumbled to his coffin
leaving barf in his path
the zombie deer caught a look
and started to laugh

but i heard him exclaim
as his 'sleigh' became free
"Merry Christmas you fucker"
and crashed into a tree.



happy holidays kids !




kind of appropriate today, as there was wet snow mixed in with rain just now :(

How soon we forget.....thats right...I ...newb...fancies himself a poet as well. Remember my reply to Bloodraynes poem.NO......well my fellow poets...your in for a treat.

Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind

We've had Gore with his polio
and Evis with Aids
Turns out they both were mistaken
twas attention they craved.

Bodacious loves the big ones
Kpro loves nine9
Fluff used to love VonPokemon
at least when on-line.

Zwoti and Shanks
Are our brothers from the UK
One loves movies
the other drinks all day.

Vod is a site pimp
a better guy you've never met
Cheeba's got a split personality
are you Scared Yet

Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore

Hatebreeder's a cool kid
as is massacreman and f13fan
Lucky likes her picture
someone please take away the vid-cam

Juanhacko is one of our elders
Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell
filmaker2 is catching up
to the geriatric crowd as well.

We have some real beautys
on this horror forum site
there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne
and try as I might

I can't fit them all in in one verse
so I'll continue over here
we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic
Orangestar and whats worse

this is the third verse of hot chicks
I know I'm leaving some out
Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi
Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about.

Haphazard is our HDC clown
Feral and Darkwing never stay
could someone get me an interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say

god .. Modestas ...


he turned nasty last time ..

I kinda allways thought Modesta was another poster using an alias.