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urgeok 04-27-2005 03:56 PM
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WAIT.....I'm not the father.
yeah, but if wishes were fishes, she'd be giving birth to a walleye :D

newb 04-27-2005 03:56 PM
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that pictures extra funny because Kaz Cooke got arrested for child pornography
You are the king of random knowledge.

bloodrayne 04-27-2005 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by urgeok
well you've been screwing like a rabbit just out of prison ...
sonner or later one of those tadpoles is gonna get past the goalie..

i can see the little one celled guy now ... bald, goatee, hands raised in the devil salute going 'RAWK ON !!! - THANK YOU UTERUS, GOOD NIGHT !!!"





hey if this is the deal, congrats !
ROTFLMFAO...omg...Dustin's gonna die when he sees this...then my baby's gonna be fatherless :( ...thanks a LOT, Urge!



hahaha:D

IDrinkYourBlood 04-27-2005 03:57 PM
I would get the strangest craving for peeking duck smothered in greasey goodness or I would crave fried turkey mmmmm.

bloodrayne 04-27-2005 03:58 PM
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no, I am...






...or would've been if I weren't sterile...:(
Awww...and too far away.....Wait a minute...That whole spinal cord thing woulda scared the hell outta me...lol

bloodrayne 04-27-2005 04:00 PM
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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I would get the strangest craving for peeking duck smothered in greasey goodness or I would crave fried turkey mmmmm.
Ugh..I could NOT eat greasy stuff....Heartburn Hell...

newb 04-27-2005 04:00 PM
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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I would get the strangest craving for peeking duck smothered in greasey goodness or I would crave fried turkey mmmmm.
Makes the delivery much easier.....the kid would just slide out.

bloodrayne 04-27-2005 04:03 PM
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Makes the delivery much easier.....the kid would just slide out.
That reminds me...I can't have kids that way...Gotta have c-sections...Kinda sux........Oh well, it's only one more time :)

newb 04-27-2005 04:06 PM
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That reminds me...I can't have kids that way...Gotta have c-sections...Kinda sux........Oh well, it's only one more time :)
By the time my wife got to number four, it was a piece of cake [ for me anyway ], the kid practically fell out when she farted.

bloodrayne 04-27-2005 04:08 PM
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By the time my wife got to number four, it was a piece of cake [ for me anyway ], the kid practically fell out when she farted.
lol..That's funny..But, not very nice....


I couldn't handle 4...No way....Your wife must be amazing....


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