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AUSTIN316426808 03-31-2005 10:55 PM

If you're funny you're funny who cares if you're a girl or guy.

bloody_ribcut 03-31-2005 11:01 PM

your pussy whipped son

AUSTIN316426808 03-31-2005 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
your pussy whipped son


you don't have to be whipped to respect women

bloody_ribcut 03-31-2005 11:10 PM

alright, props to the womenkind

wufong 04-01-2005 07:02 AM

i've never seen a funny female comedian...nor a pretty one for that matter. plus i think just about all female comedians are all dykes....

tom smud 04-02-2005 06:14 PM

female comedians
 
here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................

FairyKorpes 04-02-2005 06:55 PM

Re: female comedians
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tom smud
here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................
What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?
































Apparently your dick. ;)

ItsAlive75 04-02-2005 07:31 PM

Re: female comedians
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tom smud
here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................
Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.

tom smud 04-03-2005 03:51 PM

Re: Re: female comedians
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.


well.......it pissed u off .....didnt it?

tom smud 04-03-2005 03:57 PM

"What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?"

"whats that useless bit of skin around your vagina?"


















































you!!!!!


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