the weddings are too damn big though !
the poor bride and groom spend the 1st half of the reception greeting everyone and the second half thanking people for coming.

Tales from the Crypt..."Dig that cat, he's really gone" was the title.

So true!

But we ended up with a lot of money. (whether it was clean money or not is debatable).

Which, by the way, came in real handy for the divorce...LOL!

ohhh thats nice .. hehehe

i didnt think you guys were allowed to divorce :)

I was at an italian wedding where there WAS mafia presence.
very weird.

Well, old school Italians never divorce...they just cheat on each other left and right.

The difficult part of divorcing (AND getting married in the first place) was the bullshit regarding Catholic religion.