no ... if its going up my alley, i'd prefer a gerbil thank you very much ..
(whaddaya think i am, a wierdo or something ?)

grasshoppers ... brother !

what positions do you get in then with a hopper?

missionary, 69, hoppy style ... the usual i guess ...

dont you crunch it doing missionary?

you're gonna force me to admit i dont have sex with grasshoppers arent you ...

dammit .. so much for any attempt at appearing interesting.

C'mon fluffy, grab your garter .. we're leaving !

You're not weird at all. What would give you that impression.

I do believe you really.....

well .. for one, i dont like TV

neither do I, it just gets turned on and I stare at it.

seriously ... i havent watched TV since beta came out ... over 20 years since i've seen a whole show ... i dont even know what the hell is on these days