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Smiley
http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/..._V1_SY317_.jpg What a piece of crap this was. A movie about an urban legend about a killer who will kill someone on a videochat if you type in "I did it for the lulz"...... Seriously? Who thought that was a good idea? That stupid premise alone nearly killed it for me. This is supposed to be a horror movie, i felt like i was watching a scary movie bit. This movie tries so hard to be Scream but barely even comes near it. The first kill which should be iconic and set the feeling for the rest of the movie was rushed, boring and not scary at all. The characters are the most annoying, fakest, immature morons i've ever seen in a movie and if Smiley wasn't so stupid, i would've been rooting for him. There are also so many visual flaws in this thing. There's scenes where you would see characters behaving a certain way but then it would switch to the videochat POV and they wouldn't be doing that even though you could still hear them behaving that way and sentences in the chat would be switched around mixing up who said what. The acting is terrible, the writing sucks and nothing about it is scary. Avoid this one. |
ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2
I barely remember the first one. But I decided to watch the sequel. It was short and had a few notable actors. But what a horrible movie this is. It's like the writer or director really hates women. The girls in this movie aren't just killed they are maimed in some of the worst ways I've seen. This is far worse than the one scene each in Hatchet 1 and 2 that I have problems with. Also the main girl is given a health problem I assume for us to feel bad for her or to continue the whole let's make everything bad for the women theme. Which by the way continues to the after the credits scene. Thomas Dekker should have his fill of bad horror movies at this point too. Avoid this one at all costs unless you like this sort of thing. |
Dark Night Of The Scarecrow-Good supernatural horror with some quite believable characters though the acting was so-so but the elemental menacing mood is pretty enchanting and the gruesome death scenes were very effectively done. Recommended to atmospheric horror fans.
The Abominable Dr Phibes-Thanks to Dara for the rec. A very unique film with minimal delivery that really shows just what great presence vincent price has in his movies. The creative death scenes (including the legendary sprout juice death) are very garish and flamboyant and were certainly a direct influence to some of the puzzle solving scenes in the saw movies. Though as a warning I must say the film is aiming for an artists impression rather than story or characterization of the victims. This didn't bother me however as I couldn't help but smile at the lavishness of it all. |
Dawn of the dead(1968
pretty crap really |
Captivity.... Worst movie I've seen so far this year
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General chit chat about movies you've recently seen
Sooo, last night I watched a few horrors, Excision, [REC] 3 Genesis, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer and Grace.. Excision I was dissapointed with and it was frankly quite disturbing, it reminded me of a couple of other Horrors I'd seen before, has anyone else seen it, thoughts?.. [REC] I liked it, I wasn't overly impressed but I liked how Zombie reflections were this strange creature and it played more on Gods punishment rather then a virus that was contracted out of no where, also it was really cute how when the just married couple died even though she was Zombie and had just bitten his tongue out, they still reached out to hold hands :) .. Abraham Lincoln was too hyped I think, don't get me wrong it was good but I thought it would be a lot better, definately Blade and Underworld over it anyday.. Grace surprised me, I didn't expect to ever see a film like that, a Zombie born baby and a mother that kills and breastfeeds for that baby is crazy, I was hooked I couldn't stop watching, it was one of the strangest films I've ever seen I think, one thing I didn't understand is that at the end the baby is teething, the mother is still breastfeeding but she doesn't contract the virus :S .. Anywho that's me done, comment your thoughts :)
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As for the Mother breastfeeding and killing for her baby.I find this completely plausible as id kill for my three sons as they can be demonic at times!
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