it shows ;)


I like the way I head bang.

So do the other men who you give head to.



I enjoy sex.

with sheep


I like my nipples

I watch barnyard porn constantly...
http://www.pasadosafehaven.org/TOURS/SheepLove.jpg


I have strong thighs...

That's what HE said


I have a tight ass (rofl)

Pink spandex looks great on me.




The ladies love me....

Not as much as the men.


I love women.

When they're tied up in my basement.



I'm quite charming...

Your no prince.

I like waffles.

american pie comes to mind ..










i seperate the black jelly babies from the rest