Umm..If that turned me on....Would I be considered..."Disturbed"?..."Perverted"...."Twiste d"...Or just merely "Psychotic"? .........Purely hypothetical question, of course:D

i would say interesting and worth letting live...............

I DEFINITLY get the randomness award...

I brought my best foot flowered

flowers said walk over that way... net will catch the fish tomorrow... kill the wee one he's 93 milleniums...

but then the smell is so yummy... much like the rot

Visit delicious Captain Tangular, he's got bags of Frank

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

1,000 sheets per roll... and don't you fucking forget it

can i crawl in, martin?

Camouflage Condoms, don't let them see you coming

ok guys.. i think it's time we get back on topic

LMAO!!!!sometimes i crack myself up.....othertimes.....notso much...

flam cradiddle mmmmmzig machan chan can mufruggidy mackum

sorry... the drummer in me

any buddy up for sticking me in their nose?

Whoa, Dirt...You sounded like a mod there for a second.....Not OUR mod...But, A mod...

well.. i'm the mod on thE sounD of dirT forum... at my page... and soon i'll be a mod at the Silencer Records forum

I stabbed myself in the mouth with an orange once. It didn't work, and the ducks in the pond 2 miles down the road from me still won't fit in the bucket of hummus

MMM...Hummus...Sweet nectar of the Gods

if by nectar of the Gods you mean nectar of the Ducks Won't Fit In The Bucket, then yeah

Fuck You Lima Beans!!

in this world gone mad we won't fuck the lima beans, the lima beans will fuck us

and that's the way the rod bends... sigh... i just got depressed for some reason.. i'm going to bed

100th post :D

Sam...Aren't you tired of being Arioch yet?...It's kinda weirding me out:D

no :p

LOL yeah that kinda fucked me up to the first time I saw it:D

Ummm...Okay...But there are a few things that only he does, that I don't think you would be willing to do, if you really wanted to fill his boots :p :D

you don't know that :D

Okay Sam...But, it's pretty kinky...Think you could type some really sweet things to me on messengers all day and night, from the time you wake up until the time you fall asleep...Make me extremely happy...Send me tons of kick ass music and thoughtful, precious things in the mail.....Then take pictures for me and bite my head off when I post one on the board?...It's kind of a Sado-Masochistic thing we got goin' on, I think...lol...Like I said, it won't be easy...He has some mighty big boots to fill...OH, and you have to be able to write music and play ANY kind of guitar like a GOD...Can you play a 12 String, too Sam?

yes, yes, yes, no, yes, and yes, but I prefer 6-string

I can play a 4, 5 ,6 ,8 and 12 string bass :D
Plus many other stringed instuments:p

plus I can play a harmonica, and I can play Freebird on the recorder

LMAO...That's pretty good...It's a LOT of work...I gotta hand it to ya...You are a brave soul...*sigh*...You just made me feel sorry for him, for all that he does for me, and all that I put him through...

Oh, and there are quite a few other things, too...But, I won't mention those, because I would NEVER want anyone else to do them for me...and I really don't think that anyone COULD do them as well as he does, or the way that he does...Not insulting you Sam, you would just have to REALLY be him, and have his voice, those beautiful, crystal blue eyes, and those lips... to produce the same effect...Oh..I really think I'd better stop now ;)...Sorry...Got a little off track...ummm...

OH YEAH...You should really post some mp3s...Let everyone hear you play that 6 String...Hey, why haven't you yet?

Nice:D Harmonica is awesome.....................

LMAO...If there WERE such a thing...Where are YOUR mp3s anyway?...Why do we have all these musicians and NO DAMNED MUSIC???..Come on guys...Start sharing... :cool:

Yes there is such a thing hon....

A 12 String BASS???...Okay...I gotta SEE that!...and I STILL want some music...Come on, kPro...Give it up...please:)

And I don't have to explain myself to anyone I am probably the only one here who has been signed, I have music for anyone who is interested....

Now...I'm curious...Who are you signed with?...And where is your music?...I'M interested

yeah, harmonica's rule. Ever see Once Upon A Time In the West? Charles Bronson + Harmonica = Total badass

Hmmm...I actually haven't seen that...I'm afraid if it isn't horror, I don't much get into it...I'm pretty boring that way...But, yeah...Harmonicas are cool :cool:


Hey...kPro...Thanks for the music...I really appreciate it:)

Dario Argento helped write it, if that helps