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Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:07 PM

You on this hand are a crack whore.

kpropain 05-15-2004 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
Oh no, I have plenty of that. You, on the other hand..........
Boy that really took some deep intellect to come up with.

SFF 05-15-2004 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Rotting Eye
While we're on the topic of stretched out cunts, maybe SFF has no need for a safe. She keeps all her valuables crammed up there instead.


Or maybe she's always pissed off cuz last time a guy was screwin around down there he lost his watch, and it still hasn't came out yet. I'm sure that's cause for some major irritation.

LOL You remind me of a fake tourist. You have never been in certain places, and yet you think you know what they are like.

SFF 05-15-2004 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by kpropain
Boy that really took some deep intellect to come up with.
And this did? ^^^^^

Rotting Eye 05-15-2004 07:12 PM

How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH

kpropain 05-15-2004 07:13 PM

Hell she keeps her kid stuffed up there like her on little private daycare so she can stay on the net all the time fighting with people, so at least she knows where he is.

Poor kid probably needs a gas mask though from the stench of dead fish.

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:15 PM

The Tuna Tank

SFF 05-15-2004 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by Rotting Eye
How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH

LOL Yes, very funny joke.
Now, I didn't say that I knew where you had been, but I know where you haven't been.;)

SFF 05-15-2004 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by kpropain
Hell she keeps her kid stuffed up there like her on little private daycare so she can stay on the net all the time fighting with people, so at least she knows where he is.

Poor kid probably needs a gas mask though from the stench of dead fish.

Nah, I always make personal hygiene a priority. But, since you have so much free time on your hands to run around to different message boards, following me, I doubt that your scrotal odor will ever be eliminated.

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:22 PM

You need to be eliminated.

kpropain 05-15-2004 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
Nah, I always make personal hygiene a priority. But, since you have so much free time on your hands to run around to different message boards, following me, I doubt that your scrotal odor will ever be eliminated.
I highly doubt that.

And my nuts smell like roses thank you.

SFF 05-15-2004 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by kpropain
And my nuts smell like roses thank you.
I highly doubt this.^^^

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:27 PM

Do you like it in the ass SFF?

SFF 05-15-2004 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Sistinas
Do you like it in the ass SFF?
Do you like to have your penis stepped on with cleeted shoes?

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:34 PM

That made my pussy hurt.I'm a female,no cock here crack-whore.

SFF 05-15-2004 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sistinas
That made my pussy hurt.I'm a female,no cock here crack-whore.

Oops, my bad. Let's just replace the word "penis" with "tit."

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
Oops, my bad. Let's just replace the word "penis" with "tit."


Okay switched them,but your still a crack-whore.

Rotting Eye 05-15-2004 07:41 PM

AARRR I am leet photoshopist!!!

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:43 PM

Modern art says you suck SFF.

SFF 05-15-2004 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Rotting Eye
AARRR I am leet photoshopist!!!
LOL Uh, my boobs are SOOOO much higher up than that.

Rotting Eye 05-15-2004 07:47 PM

If they were higher up, I would have drawn them so.

Dumbass

SFF 05-15-2004 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Sistinas
Modern art says you suck SFF.
Well, I say you suck ass and I don't need "modern art" to confirm that belief.

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:50 PM

I don't put much stock in the opinion of a crack-whore.

SFF 05-15-2004 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by Rotting Eye
If they were higher up, I would have drawn them so.

Dumbass

Too bad you couldn't have altered your pics with those snazzy drawing skills of yours.

Rotting Eye 05-15-2004 07:52 PM

Me altar something? Shame on you for thinking that.

BTW I made you a new avatar.

Sistinas 05-15-2004 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
Too bad you couldn't have altered your pics with those snazzy drawing skill of yours.

Too bad Richard Ramirez can't alter that snazzy littlte thing you call living.

SFF 05-15-2004 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Me altar something? Shame on you for thinking that.

BTW I made you a new avatar.

guess what? I like it! Thanks!!!!:)

Rotting Eye 05-15-2004 07:55 PM

No prob ho. But in return, the next BJ better be on the house.

Rotting Eye 05-15-2004 08:02 PM

OH OH OH A NEW ONE

Rotting Eye 05-15-2004 08:14 PM

Last one, then I'm done.

For today anyway

SFF 05-15-2004 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Rotting Eye
No prob ho. But in return, the next BJ better be on the house.
Ha! The only BJ you will ever get is from a Dirt Devil.

SFF 05-15-2004 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by Rotting Eye
OH OH OH A NEW ONE
You know, I still haven't figured out your desire to call my son a bastard. Are you Christian? Only they still live by such old-fashoined values. If you are one of them, I suggest you tie the knot with Fluffho, since your banging her out of marriage would make you a fornicator.

kpropain 05-15-2004 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
Ha! The only BJ you will ever get is from a Dirt Devil.
The only dick you get is from a 18 inch dildo.

SFF 05-15-2004 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by kpropain
The only dick you get is from a 18 inch dildo.
I don't think ANYBODY uses 18 inch dildos. Oh, and the only pussy you get is from your cat.

Sistinas 05-15-2004 08:36 PM

You are one stupid bitch.

kpropain 05-15-2004 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
I don't think ANYBODY uses 18 inch dildos. Oh, and the only pussy you get is from your cat.
No thanks i'm not into beastiality, that's your department.

SFF 05-15-2004 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Sistinas
You are one stupid bitch.
It took you that long to think that up? Eh, if it is stupidity you seek, check the nearest mirror.:rolleyes:

SFF 05-15-2004 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by kpropain
No thanks i'm not into beastiality, that's your department.
WHAT??? how dare you!!!! I have NEVER had sex with you!!! LOL

kpropain 05-15-2004 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
WHAT??? how dare you!!!! I have NEVER had sex with you!!! LOL
I am quite the beast in bed.

Sistinas 05-15-2004 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by SFF
WHAT??? how dare you!!!! I have NEVER had sex with you!!! LOL

Is the only man on Earth who hasn't?


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