I don't want your soul...but those high heels are FABULOUS!!!

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if you say his name twice...three times...hang on i think it was eight....and something to do with a mirror....where was i with the cryptic warning again?

oh you're looking at me face! but its the token gratuitus tit shot!

lol now your talking


stay where you are barbara! i swear theres nothing behind you coming to eat you!

You know, I wonder if I'd feel better if I just... I don't know... got laid or something...

Apparantly it's a nervous thing, I can't help it. It's this mad slaughtering of random strangers or knittting but I'm allergic to wool, it feels all funny and creeps me out (shivers like someone has walked over his grave)

keep driving i dont like picking up strange hitchhikers

from ramdom group of teen-agers:

Boy 1: Lets stick together!
Boy 2: Good idea. Oh look. Sue, your only wearing a bra. you should put your shirt back on.
Sue: Thanks! I will.

Don't come into the water, I feel a frenzy coming on!

"Ugh, look at all these naked women swimming around in the dark....I think I'll go munch on a nice piece of seaweed."

this suspensful music makes me wanna dance!

Oh christ the final of American Idol's on tonight, wait here I've just got to nip back home to set up the VCR!

"get a life"

"don't wanna mess up the carpet, just get in the shower please, so i can stab your ass"

Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Fantastic! Everyone will! It'll really get Tommy's attention! Now go out and have fun!

Excuse me? There was a mass murder of college students here last night, yes? Right. Well, um, you wouldn't by any chance have found a machete lying about would you? Only I've just gone and lost mine. What a strange coincidence, no?

hey last night i saw jason killing these people but he told me not to tell anyone. he turns around to se jason. jason bursts out into tears u said u wouldnt tell

oh nooooo...i broke a nail

don't run too fast or i'll never catch you

In fact I think a Chihuahua would be the perfect accessory for me!